First shit and piss of the day!

Last nights dinner and the coffee I drank this morning have combined to produce a fragrant, slippery, soft and moist poop and lots of urine!

Watch it flow effortlessly from my anus, with my cheeks pulled apart to give you an even better view!

Hard Saturday Morning Shit In My Living Room

My first shit of Saturday was big, hard, chunky and NOT eager to leave my warm, moist bowels! It had a strong, sharp odour that lingered in my living room hours after it was gone.

French Pedicure Playing In My Shit

Once my difficult Saturday morning shit was out, I decided to see how it felt on my fancy pedicured feet. It was warm, waxy and very sticky, but smooth enough to spread around with my soles and toes. Of course, playing with it released even more of its strong, sharp shit fragrance and my living room smelled like it for hours afterwards.

Playing with my pussy

My soft, warm, waxy shit felt so good on my feet, and it's strong, sharp fragrance was soooo delicious that my left hand made its way under my black lace panties where it caressed my copper red bush and my fingers made their way insides!

Clogged Toilet! I Was Desperate!

I had been holding in my Monday morning shit as long as I could and when I finally made it to a washroom…the toilet was CLOGGED! I knew I’d never make it to another washroom and the sink was too high, so this was my only option! I covered up my pee and poop as best I could with paper towels, but I’m sure that bathroom stank for the rest of the day (I was too embarrassed to let anyone know that I’d pooped in their garbage can!) I apologize to the person who came in after me…

Etch-A-Shit

Once my shit was spread out all over the tray, I decided to try writing different messages in it, like an Etch-A-Sketch but with my poop. It was a lot of fun and I�m definitely planning to do it again!

Shit Foot Treatment

After getting as much of my shit between my toes and under my toenails as possible, I wanted to make sure I covered as much of my feet as possible with my stinky, warm waxy poop. My feet had to work together to make that happen! It’s a shame you can’t smell this video because the stench is incredible and addictive!

A Hard One To Get Out!

I had to go right after lunch and thought it would be soft and easy shit but it was the hardest I’ve had in a while! I started off with three good, loud farts, and pee before I was, slowly but surely, able to push out the hard poop.

Saturday Scat and Piss Bath

After filling a used pie plate with my Saturday morning piss and shit, I mixed it up into a shit pie and smeared it all over my thighs, belly, and pussy, making sure I ground it right into my untamed red bush. I tried not to get any on my favourite pink satin nightshirt but I don't think I was successful!

I smelled absolutely incredible after I was done, and so did my house!

Hidden camera catches my co-worker’s nasty ass!

I set up a hidden camera as a prank and I couldn’t believe what I saw (and heard!) after my co-worker used the toilet! 🙊. So much farting, shitting, and crusty ass! No wonder it REEKS in there after she’s done! 😵 I just had to share her after lunch toilet time with you!

Easter Chocolate Factory

Easter Bunny Souffle has been mixing her special chocolate ingredients together all night to make a special batch of Easter chocolate just for you! Oops! She got some piss on the floor but it’s nothing her white, pink-striped ankle socks can’t soak up. She’ll even show you her wet, dirty, pee-scented soles after she’s done.

Shitty titties!

I’ve shitted in clothes I was wearing, but shitting on them and *then* putting them on? That’s exactly what I did with one of my bras today and let me tell you, those double dee cups hold a LOT of shit. Once my titties were covered I decided I might as well smear the rest of me, including part of my face! A full rectum plus a full bladder equaled a wet, smelly fun mess!

Full coverage!

My bra is full, it’s smeared everywhere, I’ve played around in it for a bit so what’s left? Why, shit on my soles of course! One foot at a time…

Watch me spread my cheeks to see my shitty asshole, too!

Shit Stockings

Decided my feet could use a shit (and piss) treatment, and decided to make it fancy by getting my brand new pair of black anklet stockings involved in the fun!

I shat out nice, solid logs and mixed and mushed them up with my hands before stepping right into the plate. Let the stockings and soles smearing begin…

Urine luck today!

My furry pussy was soaking wet this morning from my first big piss of the day! It was hard to leave my warm, cosy bed but my bladder was almost overflowing and I just couldn’t stand it anymore! 😫