Secret vacation garage dump

I had to go so bad and both bathrooms were full so I took extreme measures

Naked Baking: Poop Brownies!

Who’s hungry? Good! I absolutely love baking, and I am whipping up a fresh tray of scat brownies for a hungry fan.

I start out naked in the kitchen, mixing together my normal brownie ingredients. Cocoa powder, sugar, flour, baking powder, eggs, water, oil—yum! I could toss these in the oven now and have a delicious dessert, but they need something more. I talk dirty to you about the special “chocolate chips” I have in store for these brownies. I am making them myself from scratch. You are going to love every last little bite!

Then we move to the bathroom to get our special secret ingredient. I take a fat shit on a plate and show it off. It is hard and knobbly, the perfect texture for chocolate chunks! I cut it up for you on the plate before adding it to my delicious brownie batter.

Once it is all mixed up and in the pan, it is ready to go in the oven. The smell of the brownies cooking is so confusing. Notes of normal brownies fill my apartment. Chocolatey sweetness everywhere. But when you take a second whiff, you are hit by a foul, foul odor lingering beneath that sweetness. It smells like the most disgusting shit you have ever taken your life. Like someone blew up an entire bakery with poop.

The brownies are finally baked and look delicious! They look like totally normal brownies, but do not sniff them too closely. I let them cool before I get them packaged up and ready to go, describing the smells and packaging process as I go. Bon appétit!

If you ever want some of your own yummy goodies, DM me on Twitter @sluttyeviltwin or Reddit u/LenaMaeNSFW. ;) I cannot wait to make more yummy scat treats!

Half Liter Pee For Thirsty Fan

Thirsty? Good. ;) A fan just ordered a generous glass of homemade lemonade, so I get to work filling the order!

I need more jars/bottles. My thirsty fan wanted half a liter of pee (500mL/16.9 fl. oz.). I started out collecting the pee in an old jar that was previously labeled as being 20 oz, with the plan to find a better bottle for it later, once my bladder no longer felt like exploding! I was super disappointed by my stream because it barely made a dent in filling the “20 oz” jar, even though I had to pee SO badly I was practically wetting myself!

Then I realized later that it was 20 oz in weight, not 20 fluid ounces. Whoops lol No wonder my stream seemed so pathetic! It was way more than it looked like in that enormous jar!

I found a correctly sized bottle and was able to fill it up super quickly by peeing one more time and adding a little off the top from the jar. Cheers!

If you are thirsty too, DM me on Twitter @sluttyeviltwin or Reddit u/LenaMaeNSFW ;)

Five Shit Load Brownies

I am about to prepare you a special treat from my dirty ass. I want to bake you a batch of super scatty brownies made with five loads of my poop. I want these brownies to be rich full of my powerful shit. Once I have collected enough of my shit, I poop the last load right into the mixing bowl to begin making your nasty sweet treats. I add the rest of my shit one load at a time. Enjoy watching the contrasting colors of my shit as I mix them all together. Since I saved some of my shit in containers, some of my Goddess piss is also included in my brownies. I add the boxed ingredients and mix the contents in the bowl up very good. Once I have the batter a nice consistency, I begin adding my Goddess spit right into the bowl. I sit down with my pedicure bag, and take out my pediegg to remove the dead skin and dirt from the bottom of my dirty Goddess feet. After I finish each foot I add my foot dust to the batter and stir it all up! I want you to eat all that comes from my sexy body! I fill up the pan and put the scat brownie mix in the oven to bake and spread my Goddess ass aroma everywhere! Consume my Goddess shit in these yummy baked chocolate treats! #267

You can watch me poop my saved shit loads in these videos: Using My Panty As Toilet Paper, Firm Nuggets Shit, Big Butt Runny Shit

Smell My Shit Stained Panty

I have been enjoying wiping my dirty asshole with my pink cotton panty thinking of you. I want you, my toilet, to be overwhelmed by my dirty scents. I want you to make my stained panty into a bedtime mask. I want my powerful Goddess scents surrounding you. I give you instructions to worship all of my big ass, and clean up all the shit stains from my pink panty. I spread my dirty ass cheeks, so you can watch as I wipe my poopy asshole clean. I want you to smell nothing but my ass, as you sniff and cover your face with my dirty, shitty panty! #268

Shaking my titties for you as I piss on the toilet front view

Shaking my titties for you as I piss on the toilet front view