THE PERFECT CULPRIT
Sara was completely relaxed in bed, chatting on her cell phone with her boyfriend. They talked about how much they loved and missed each other, what thed done during the day. just about everything.
Suddenly
BRAAAAP
The blast was so loud that even her boyfriend heard it.
What was that, babe
Mortified, Sara replied
Oh, babe. well, Blues tomach is a little upset.
They kept talking when, suddenly
POOM, POOM, POOM
This time, it sounded way worse.
Oh no Babe, Blue must be really sick. Thats not normal.
Sara, discreetly covering her nose, said
Yeah. I think I ll have to take him to the vet.
To change the subject, she started talking about everything the day, the food, what theyd done. just anything But he insisted
No, babe, Im coming over. You need to take Blue to the vet right now.
Dont worry, babe. I ll take him in a bit. and I ll come see you while I m at it.
They said goodbye with kisses and I love yous. Sara hung up, looked at Blue, and thought
Oh no To think he couldnt even smell how bad it was He cant find out that was the one making those noises How embarrassing Poor Blue I always blame him for everything
Then she thought
Well I guess I ll have to go to the vet, show the tests they already ran, and say its probably because of the switch in dog food brands.
Sara found the whole thing funny, but the fear that her boyfriend might discover the truth was far greater
