Public Poop Tea Drinking
It is a beautiful day for a walk through the busy urban neighborhood I live in. I brew some tea to take with me on my little outdoor excursion. While the tea is steeping, I decide to spruce up my tea with a little something special: a huge load of shit.
I get my travel mug out and take an enormous dump. It almost fills up the entire mug without even adding the tea! But the tea will fill in the cracks and break down the shit beautifully to make a delicious brew.
I pour the tea over it and let it steep even more to get a delicious poop melt flavor while I get dressed, then it is off we go!
The street I live on has a school, several restaurants, gas stations, major apartment buildings, and various stores all within a block or two. There are loads of people out and about, even though it is much hotter than I anticipated. Maybe iced tea would have been a better choice, but it would not have broken down the poop nearly as well.
I sip on my tea and describe the taste as I stroll outside (and try not to look suspicious gagging and filming myself as I go lol) You can hear the traffic in the background. I even have two people directly pass me by on the sidewalk! Do you think they could smell it?
It gets too hot and my tea is basically gone, so I head back home. I show you the mug. There is only a tiny amount of liquid left in the cup, and there is less than half of the starting amount of poop remaining in the cup! I drank a TON of liquid shit in public!
