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Pooping in my Pink Floyd T-shirt

I poop a huge DESPERATE shit for you on a plate, wearing my oversized Pink Floyd t-shirt!

How can such a sweet pretty girl create such a smelly nasty pile of filth??! 😍🤤

DIRTY SHIT PIG

My slave is going to eat my shit again. I've been keeping him on a crap diet for a few weeks now, and so he's already a well-trained human toilet. For me, he's just a container for shit anymore, I can't even remember his name. I only associate him with the drain pipe in my bathroom anymore. Today is his lucky day because my bowels are full and the amount of stinky shit will be really high.

I know you also watch my clips and masturbate while watching slaves swallow my warm shit.

Are you brave enough to come and serve me as a toilet like this slave? Would you like me to shit straight into your mouth while you have to swallow it? Are you up for the challenge? First I will teach you to eat my shit all the time. Then you will serve my friends. And eventually you will become a public toilet.

We want him to swallow all of our Piss & Shit

Today my slave will be used as a full toilet by me and my girlfriend, who is still a beginner at Femdom. Today he has to swallow not only my piss and shit, but also everything my girlfriend dishes out!

First, I order our toilet to worship our boots and heels. Then I use his tongue for intense facesitting. My sub has to lick my asshole extensively before we piss and shit on him. I let my girlfriend go first, while the toilet is still clean. I wank his cock and order him to swallow, while she pisses straight into his mouth. Then I use this toilet hole too to dispense my piss. Next on the menu is my girlfriend's shit. Only after he has swallowed all of her scat, I squat over his face and squeeze out a gigantic load of poop. Our toilet has to swallow all of this too! I piss again into a dog bowl and squeeze out the last chunks of my shit. Only when our slave has emptied the bowl, I allow him a release. On his knees and with his face full of shit, he must now jerk off to the sight of my dirty asshole.

Massive turd placed in a diaper

You'll get to enjoy an old custom video. I always have diapers in the house cuz I know that there are some naughty men out in the world, enjoying me wearing them or me preparing the diaper so they can wear them. And you know what? I love to prepare and upgrade a diaper for you!

When I shit in a diaper with the knowledge that you will put that diaper on later... that makes me so excited!

But it all begings with my tight asshole pressing out poop. And this is what you can watch now. Isn't that a massive pile of shit? Would you like it like that too?

The New Nostalgia

In a lot of my older watersports clips, I held onto the camera and showed a close-up of me actively pissing. I was feeling nostalgic, so I decided to hold the camera again while I peed so you could watch as I pissed without me having to hover like I did yesterday.

I deserve hazard pay for that one. My thighs are still burning after that. I can't believe I made a bigger pissier mess sitting on the toilet just by spreading open my legs today. It's a shame you couldn't lick my toilet seat clean, but you get the chance to lick your screen for me, so that's a bonus for you.. As a bonus for me, you get to buy me a new phone! How exciting for you! I look forward to getting an upgrade to give you clearer videos with soon!