Mud pie plate poop

POV Plate Shit (4:00)

Watch me undress from my cute work clothes, drop to my knees and push out a massive pile on a paper plate in this POV video. Enjoy watching me smash the plate with another one and peel them apart like a grilled cheese sandwich.

Eight Outdoor Classics - Earliest Content!

Here are my first 8 videos, all filmed outside. Enjoy nearly nine minutes of watching me shit out of trees, off a ladder, fence, log, bricks, and even a roof! You'll hear plenty of laughter (and some cries of disgust!) as my cuz, best friend, and ex-husband record me shitting off of things.

Barstool Shit & Piss

This was such a fun shit!! In this video, I drop a massive, sticky log from a barstool into my toilet. The second camera (shooting from beneath) perfectly captures the splash when the turd hits the water. I make a huge mess trying to piss into the toilet from up on my stool. Enjoy viewing two camera angles to catch the action.

Fan Shit

Have you ever wondered what actually happens when shit hits the fan? Well, I have, and in this video we get to find out. In this hilarious video, you can enjoy watching me set up my three cameras around my yard in my sexy pink silk robe and then see me shit a hard, sticky turd directly onto the moving fan blade! This turd did not want to fall from my ass... I didn't anticipate that the shit would be slung directly to the back of my legs!

Mirror Shit (Recorded by Best Friend)

This shit came right after eating 24 deviled eggs the night before. It was surprisingly hard and hurt like a motherfucker. I captured the moment from two angles- one pointing down to catch a clean view of the mirror and another further back to catch the whole view. My best friend was recording for me and caught a huge noseful of one of my foul, eggy farts! After shitting a long, firm log onto the mirror, I pissed into a liter glass container. The turd looked like a sea monster swimming in a glass sea, so I had to play with it... but just a little. I accidentally got poop on my finger. Eww.

Big Soft Toilet Clogger

This one felt like it was gonna be runny, but I surprised by the nice consistency. I really had to shit, and you can tell by the way the turd was already peeking out of my tight butthole when I pulled down my pants. Enjoy this well-lit, close up view of my asshole doing what it does best! My butthole was so messy after!! This was s noisy shit as well� with lots of squeaks and plops and farty sounds as it came out. I got interrupted half way through and ended up having to shit more. At the end you get to watch me attempt to flush the monster pile, which finally went down on the fourth try. This one left some nasty skid marks.

F-Shaped Massive Log

Thank god I got this monster out before I taught yoga! This turd was fucking MASSIVE… and shaped like the letter F! Hope you enjoy seeing this nice, firm turd come out my freshly waxed butthole.

Succotash Shit

My bestie cooked succotash for dinner so I would have a nice, colorful shit! After prairie-dogging several times to show my mad skills, I let loos a super chunky, ploppy shit. You can see the bits of undigested corn, lima beans, and peppers!

Steamy Starbucks Cup Shit

Shot in 4K. I really had to poop and just happened to have an empty Starbucks cup. Why not shit in it?! Better yet, why don't I stand on top of my deep freezer (which holds my frozen turds) while I shit!? I had fun with video effects on this one- watching a turd go back in via reverse feature is nuts!! I give a little tour of my freezer contents too! Boy, too many turds in there!!

Chunky Multi-flusher

This chuncky shit was a painful asshole scraper! There were lots of undigested bits of food in this one, and my butthole felt every one of them on the way out. Not only did it smell incredibly strong, it wouldn't budge when I flushed. It was a beached whale!! First I tried dislodging it with my piss, but ended up having to give it a little nudge with some toilet paper.

Soft Poop & Pee

There was no stopping this shit from coming out, and it started before I was ready! A little turd slipped out and clung to my butthole as I was setting up to film. You will love the sounds of my soft poop squirting out with lots of pops, squeaks, and squirty sounds as it leaves my asshole. After that, you get to see my pretty pussy pissing out some yellow deliciousness! This video was shot from two angles, one is in 4k.

Close-up Papaya Seed Shit

I had eaten a whole papaya the night before- seeds included, because I wanted to see what it looked like on the way out! This is a super close-up view of me shitting from my knees on a plate on the bathroom floor. You can see the whole, undigested seeds in this beautiful semi-firm log.

Papaya Shawarma Piss & Shit

Having not shit for two days, I REALLY HAD TO GO when this one came. I drop this large, soft shit from my knees in my basement. You can tell how good the relief felt because I was moaning and breathing heavy as it came out. I also had to pee so I squirted out a little more poop and then peed on another paper plate. If you are a foot lover, you will love this view of my butthole, pussy, and cute little soles!

Beach Bucket Poop

Shitting in a beach bucket on a beach in Mexico. Hope you like my yellow bikini!

Beautiful Girthy Log

This is one of the most beautiful dumps I’ve ever taken, and I’m so excited to share it with you! 🥹🥹💖 Enjoy the close-up view of my butthole pushing out this massive, girthy shit. The log is lumpy and knobby as it begins to stretch my tight little asshole open. Once the head is through, my body relaxes and releases the most beautiful, healthy turd. You really gotta see this one!

Hanging Tree Poop

This is a FUN clip! You will love watching me scurrying up this tree completely naked! Marvel at my strength as I drop a log hanging from a tree branch… right into a bucket! Enjoy this shit from two POVs

Candle Shit

I had so much fun making this video! I had to leave for jiujitsu in about 15 minutes so I was in a hurry, but I wanted to do something fun. So, I decided to shit into a jar candle. I light the two wicks and squatted above it… the first flame was instantly snuffed out by my thick, dense, turd. But the second one stayed lit until the jar filled with shit and all the oxygen was used up. I was shocked at how MASSIVE this turd was, so of course I had to weigh it. When I dumped it out of the jar... OMG this fucker is huge! It weighed in at 1 pound and .4 ounces. Not a record, but damn close!! You also get a close up shot of my clit and inner labia from the top angle I shot (it makes it look real big and I gobble like a turkey!!).

Cold Day Back Yard Shit - MASSIVE PILE

It was a chilly 25 degree morning and I HAD TO SHIT!! Good thing I had my camera rollling, because this motherfucker was HUGE! Enjoy watching me shit out this dark, massive shit from three different camera angles. It was so cold my fingers and toes were numb by the time I was done.

Perfect Doodie Coil in My Hand

I shit in my hand for the first time and was surprised by how WARM it was! Check out the perfect doodie coil on this one. This video includes 12 minutes of footage from two angles. I hope you enjoy seeing me describe the smell and texture while I zoom in on the undigested chickpeas in my poo! You'll also see my naked, athletic body do some booty twerking and give you a close-up look at my shitty asshole. Also, this is the longest my pubes have been in a long time... what do you think?

Mother's Day Prairie Dog Log

I shit out a beautiful log on Mother's Day! But before revealing the healthy, firm log in all its glory, I tease you with a prairie dog session where I show and hide the poop in my little butthole. Finally I shit out a gorgeous log from doggy-style position (butt naked, of course) on a plate on my living room floor.

Lumpy Panty Poop

Stuck in my dingy basement, I really need to shit! Watch this lumpy, hard log press into my panties while I work hard to get it out.

Shitting on My Slave

This one is quick and dirty, just the way you like it! I drop my pants and stand over your face butt naked, then squat down and shit right on your face! At the end I spit on you twice. You love being my shit slave!!

Colorado Shit Series: 5 Massive Poops

This compilation includes FIVE massive shits I took on my recent trip to Colorado. Between the camp food and being fed by my family, I ate well. Enjoy these 5 lumpy, ass stretchers. 13 minutes

Here are the descriptions of the videos:

#1. This is the first shit in my Colorado Series and damn did I have to go! I could smell it before it even came out. Slightly constipated, and not having pooped for 3 days, I push out a mean turd at my family's house. It was firm and lumpy and showed bits of food. It also pissed off my hemorrhoid, Marguerite, who makes a guest appearance in the video. You also get to see a well-lit, close-up of me peeing.

#2. Second in my Colorado Series, I destroy my family's toilet again after a few days out in the wilderness hiking and camping. This shit was MASSIVE and firm and actually steamed when it came out! This shit felt AMAZING.

#3. My family fed me well and my poops show it!! This video starts with some prairie dog magic where I push out and suck in a thick round turd. When it comes out it is huge and looks like someone put a box of milk duds in a condom and microwaved it. Marguerite makes an up close and personal appearance in this one!

#4. This is my favorite of my Colorado Series, where I destroy a little camping toilet with a massive log� it would NOT flush!! It was one of those foot flush toilets with limited water. This shit was so big it didn't budge when I first tried to flush it. Good gape action at the end of this one!!

#5. This was my first poop when I got home from my Colorado trip, but I thought I should include it since the food was consumed and it was created while I was in Colorado. This one really hurt and took some serious breathing and straining to get it out. I also had a nice little dangler I had to shake and shake before it dropped.

Shit Slave Jerk Off Instruction (JOI)

I am happy when I walk into my bathroom and you are already in your place, waiting to be my slave. I tell you exactly how to jack your dick while I strip out of my sexy black leather pants and tease you with the smell of my sweet butthole and the jiggle of my sexy ass. As you kneel before me, I give you a cum countdown right as I take a massive shit on the floor in front of you. Then I make you clean my asshole with your tongue. This video includes a bonus angle shot from above, so you get to see me shit twice. <3

Fridge Shit with Ex-Husband Watching

I was trying to hold in my poop for three days to send to someone, but couldn't wait past two. I shit on top of my refrigerator while my ex-husband (who is not into shit) watched. It was a beautiful log and super smelly! This video has two angles, and one of them caught the closest, best-lit view of my butthole that I have seen. My butthole turns out something fierce as the log spreads me open and then immediately folds back up like a little rosebud.

Shit Burp Fart JOI

You will not be able to hold your load in with this steaming hot jerk-off instruction (JOI) video featuring shit, burps, and farts. I love telling you to stroke your cock while I make you harder and harder with my sexy body and bodily functions. This video starts in bathroom and then we move to my bedroom where I tease you until you explode your big load right on my face.

Recess Lunchbox Shit

In this role play video you get to see me wearing my sexy school girl outfit, with pigtails and thigh-high socks! The video starts at recess time, where I am outside skipping rope (my favorite!). Suddenly, the urge to shit hits me like a ton of bricks. Fuck. I can't hold it and gotta get to the bathroom. But then I remember the mean girls hang out in the bathroom during this time, and if I go in there they will bully me. I can't risk shitting my skirt in front of them. Panic-stricken, I frantically try to find a place to shit. I run to a far corner of the playground, drop my panties to my ankles, and shit right in my lunchbox. It was a MASSIVE pile and so warm! Looks like I'm having hot lunch today.

Explosive Diarrhea Farts

I ate a bunch of sugar-free candy at work and it fucked me up! I shit my brains out with massive farts for the rest of the day and evening. This one will blow you away!

PP's Faves - Shit Compilation #1

Here is a compilation of 11 fabulous shits… over 23 minutes of massive, stinky poop! These are some of my favorites from over the past year. I hope you enjoy the variation in poses, locations, textures, and size! How many times will you cum before making it through to the end?

Farty Squirty Antibiotics Shit (2:24)

Chaffed Butthole Shit (2:32)

Lovely Multi-Colored Shit (2:38)

Gapey Big Shit (2:06)

Thick Lumpy Shit (1:08)

Close-up Papaya Seed Shit (2:04)

Massive Snuggie Shit (2:13)

Frosty Morning Truck Shit (2:23)

F-Shaped Massive Log (1:33)

Dense Hard Poop (1:06)

Soft poop (3:19)

Basement Buttplug Poop

One of the things I love most about shitting is that there are countless ways to do it! I've always been excited by shitting in novel ways! In this 4k video, I put in a buttblug before shitting out a beautiful, massive, one-pound log! When I put the buttplug in, the poop was so close to my back door that the buttplug embedded itself in the firm end of the turd. Enjoy the close view of my pussy and butthole, too!

Basement Toilet POV - 15 oz Shit

Watch me shit out nearly a POUND (15 ounces to be exact) of steamy, hot shit. You get a great view from below my portable toilet seat. I accidentally got poop on my ring light. Ph well, I bet it will still make your dick hard.

Pussy vs. Butthole

You will have a hayday with this sexy, entertaining video, where I put my pussy and butthole to the test. Originally created as a custom, this nearly 12 minute video features a standoff between my holes in four field-day style events: sound test (queef vs. fart), flap test (queef vs. fart), distance shooting water, and accuracy of aim shooting water. You will see me fart and queef up close and in slow motion and then I pump my holes with water and squirt it out. I accidentally shit and didn't realize it until later. Did I mention I am butt naked in my backyard (full view of both neighbors)? This video is sure to make you laugh and give you a throbbing hard cock.

Deviled Egg Delight - Ex Sucks Farts

Watch me choke down 24 deviled eggs and then destroy my ex-husband (and myself) with my putrid farts, all while wearing my sexy silky robe or completely nude! The first few eggs were delicious, but it took some major grit to finish them. You'll enjoy watching me push out some farts while eating the eggs, and maaaybe I put one inside of me and then eat it (tastes like tuna salad!). It was brutal trying to keep the eggs down! My farts were atrocious, but my burps were even worse! I broke out the tube so I could delight in the aromas myself, after making my ex sniff my farts (for his very first time!). I hope you enjoy this nearly 40 minutes of fun! It is sure to entertain!

Cotton Panty Farts 5

You come over for movie night, but I am so incredibly gassy we might not get around to starting the movie because I know you LOVE my farts. I put on a sexy act for you, teasing you will my strong, firm MILF booty and blasting you with hot, steamy farts. Sometimes they get stuck in my bloated tummy, and I have to shake my ass and rub my belly with my ass in the air like a volcano to get them out. You think my ass looks particularly sexy in my polka-dot cotton bikini panties, but don't worry... I don't expect you to contain yourself. Go ahead, let yourself cum over and over again as I stink up the house with my wretched stench for nearly 30 minutes nonstop.

Golden Monkey Tail (LONG shit)

Holy shit! This motherfucker is LONG and HUGE, and definitely one of my top 3 longest shits! Watch me unleash a tail of a turd in my backyard and then take a little power piss. My butthole was so dirty after this one. The color is light beige- I had been eating LOTS of almonds. Please ignore my sleepy eyes in this video. I had to shit as soon as I woke up... didn't even have my morning coffee! It was knocking at my back door. This is the perfect consistency of shit to spread on your dick and jack off.

Monster Log + Fishing Out of Toilet

Holy fucking shit! This log is beautiful and amazingly huge. I know I say that about a lot of my turds, but this one might top them all so far! I had been eating and eating and eating the past few days, trying to make a massive shit monster. I've been super bloated, like uncomfortable and grumpy bloated, and rushed the process yesterday... all I got was a stumpy, hard, lumpy turd. It was still lovely, but I knew there was SO MUCH shit left inside me still. Fiinally, the monster was ready to be released. I woke up in the middle of the night to pee and felt the urge to poop. When I reached down and pressed near my anus I could feel the hard turd bulging through my skin. But I wanted to wait until morning to film for better lighting, so I squeezed my rectum in a puslsing fashion to move the turd back up inside me a little. When it was finally time to shit, OMG I was so excited. I let it turtlehead and sucked it back into my asshole a couple times just to tease you!! I knew it was going to be a good one, but didn't expect it to be THIS GREAT! You gotta see it! A massive, knobby, brown anaconda slid slowly and effortlessly out of my tight butthole and laid in one piece in the toilet. I knew it wouldn't flush (plus I wanted to weigh it, lol) so I cut it up and fished it out with a plastic fork. It was gross but also fun! I hope you enjoy this beautiful production.

Pulsifer Goes Pumpkin Smashing - FULL VIDEO

Trick or Treat, motherfucker! In this twisted video, I show you no mercy as I have my way with ALL your holes. I start off by skull-fucking you with my big black cock, before this sexy evil clown moves on to destroying your tight little asshole. You become my bitch as my thick cock goes deeper and deeper. We both know this is what you really want. What you secretly desire. You love the way my pig tails bounce as I giggle, shoving myself down your throat. I decide to give your holes a break, and have some real fun. Time to open wide and swallow my stinky farts whether you want to or not. By the end of it all, you���¢�¯�¿�½�¯�¿�½ll be dirty, sore, and smiling. Happy Halloween, bitch. Thanks for letting me destroy your holes!

Jerk-Off Shit

I am instructing you to grab your dick and jerk off while I shit. To get you warmed up, I give you a tour of my fit body, shake my ass and show you my tight butthole and sexy soles. I touch myself while I think of you touching yourself, I can barely get my finger in my asshole it is so tight. You will love watching me push out pieces of shit, one after another. I love shitting sexy for you and you can see my pussy dripping cream as I shit. I show you the plate close up and give you a cum countdown at the end.

Jack-o-Lantern Shit and Piss

I shit a giant, shiny log and then piss into a jack-o-lantern (maybe you can pretend its you) and you get to watch from two hot angles.

Desperate to Please Daddy - Kitchen Floor Shit & Piss

I am sooo desperate to please you, daddy� I'll do whatever you want me to do. I am cooking soup for you when you come home from work. I REALLY need to poop and pee, but you want me to hold it, so I try my hardest. But, I can't hold it any longer so I shit and piss all over the kitchen floor to make you happy. Did I make you happy, daddy?

Beet Red Piss and Shit

I eat beets raw while I masturbate on my couch for you. I am going to make beautiful, colorful piss and shit for you to admire. Playing in my shower, I piss out pink all over the camera and into a glass… tip it back and sip, then dump the rest on myself. Next, I take a massive nearly black shit and smear it around on a plate with a paintbrush so you can see the beet-iful purple-red color.

Back Popping Firm Turd w Gape and Piss

This was such a pleasing shit to push out… it felt sooooo good to relieve myself. It was thick and cracked and I felt my lower back pop during the second push while working it out of my tight asshole. You will love when I turn around and spread my legs close up to the camera to finish with a hot steamy piss, my giant clit in perfect view. You also get some good gape action on this one!

9 Pisses in Paradise

This is a compilation of 9 pisses taken in fun places on tropical vacations in Puerto Rico and Mexico. You'll thoroughly enjoy watching me piss on a sandcastle, in an old abandoned bathroom in the rainforest, on a secret trail near the beach, in stream from a waterfall and more.

If We Had a Fart Session

This video gives you a sneak peek of what it would be like to have a fart session with me. Get ready for nearly 17 fart-packed minutes of me showing you all the ways I would torment you with the raunchy stench of my hot ass. This includes car farts, face sitting, dutch oven, wrestling, and more! You'll be wanting to book a session for real after seeing this one!!

Vino Bottle Piss

I had so much pungent morning piss inside of me and I pissed it out into a vino bottle (once I located my pee hole! Good lord!). You won't believe how much I peed. I tried a sip, but the taste was too strong for me. Would you drink it?

Hot Sex with Ex

In my FIRST and ONLY sex video, you get to see me fuck my ex-husband for the first time in years: butt plugs, blowjobs, ass eating, leg chokes, squirting, and of course multiple angles of penetration. You'll be rock hard watching us move between sensual, loving touches and more aggressive fucking. He didn't know what to think when I pulled out the buttplug caked with shit.

Enema Orgasm

With 20 oz of water inside my ass, I masturbate with my clit puffer, legs spread wide and butthole exposed for you to watch. It is hard to keep the water inside, and I clench my asshole tightly as my orgasm approaches. I am ready to cum but wait a bit longer, enjoying the fullness I feel from the water and the thrill of trying to keep it all in. Finally, just as I have a huge orgasm, I release my bowels and shit water sprays out all over the camera and my basement floor.

Dragonfruit Delight

You love to see me crank out a thick, massive turd into a dragonfruit peel to show you the undigested seeds of the fruit consumed the night before. It makes your dick throb.

2 Gapey Shits in 1 Day

This was a special day because I shit TWICE! Both toilet POV shits have a little gape after the turd drops (I hope you enjoy the close-up, slow-motion shot!), followed by a piss. Oddly enough, the toilet paper was completely clean after wiping on both shits. Did you lick my asshole clean and I didn't even know it?

Runny Thanksgiving Shit

I was sick with a stomach bug on Thanksgiving, but I like to see the bright side of things... at least it created a fantastic shit! This shit was NASTY... explosive, runny, piss out your ass kind of shit. Then it turned more solid. I hope you like it.

Masturbating & Farting

I hope you like how I spread my legs for you and fuck my pussy while pumping out farts in this video. Watch my butthole push out like a little donut with each sensual release. I love to fart right before I cum. As always, the orgasm is 100% authentic.

Soft & Sexy Jar Shit

I love to tease you when I shit, shaking my ass and showing you my pussy. You will enjoy watching me push out a hot, steamy shit that overfills a jar and then I show my dirty asshole.

Dirty Santa Shit

I'm trying to convince Santa I've been a good girl this year. So I tempt him with my irresistible physique in a sexy, red body stocking and then drop a big fat shit for him right in front of my Christmas tree.

Cumberland River Shit

I took a hot, mushy shit down by the Cumberland river while visiting family in Tennessee, captured in front and back views. I hope you enjoy my poop stories and musings on my way to find the perfect place to drop a duce!

Scared Shitless: 5 Day Post-op Shit

This may be the biggest shit I've ever made. It came 4 days after labiaplasty surgery on my vagina… 5 days without pooping. I was told not to strain for risk of re-opening the wound. Painkillers had me backed up for 5 days. There was no more putting it off. I was terrified. So I laid down on my bathroom floor like a sick heiffer and just let the beast slide out. I could not believe my eyes when I saw it.

Thick, Massive Container Shit

You will love the way this thick, beautifully firm turd stretches my little asshole. Your dick will throb when you hear me strain to push it out. I shit it out into a container to ship to a lucky fan. What would you do if you got this turd in the mail?

Velociraptor Shit

I shit off my dryer onto a toy dinosaur. I covered him in my mud. Warm, steamy, and smelly. Just the way he likes it.

Tormenting You with Rotten Egg Farts

I get off on torturing you with my stinky ass! I ate too many deviled eggs at a work potluck lunch, and now you get to pay for it. My farts REEK like rotten eggs. I tape your mouth shut and blast you with hot, putrid air from my muscular MILF booty. Think you can handle over 11 minutes of my sexy ass farting on you? I hope you like the way my pussy and butthole look when I push hard to get a fart out. Cum, let me torment you!

Hand Feeding Pathetic Pig

I despise pathetic man pigs like you. How dare you even approach me. You don't deserve to even smell my shit. But I am feeling generous today. I drop a giant, 15-ounce shit in front of your ugly face, and then hand feed you bite after bite, ordering you to chew and swallow. You gag it down, one mouthful after another. I shove your face in it. Now you look better. Let me clean you off with my piss you ignorant little fuck.

Not a Jar Shit - 2 FOOT TURD

I always underestimate the size of my shits. This was a RECORD BREAKER for sure!! I started with a glass jar and then grabbed another just in case. As I start shitting, I quickly realize there is no way the solid log will fit in the jar. I shift gears and drop it on the floor beneath me. What came out was unbelievable... a TWO-FOOT TURD (yes, I measured it). Holy fuck. I mailed that turd out to California for a fan. This shit will blow your mind!

Shit for a Queen

This is one of my favorite shit videos! I am a queen when I sit on my throne. Behold my sexy pussy and asshole as I shit, feet on toilet seat, facing you to push out a soft, stinky shit.

Body Noises: Queefs, Burps, Farts, and Shart

Hi girls and boys. Today we are going to learn about all the noises my body can make. Let me spread my legs for you as I queef air in and out of my pussy, pinch my nipples while I burp, and blow hot air out my tiny asshole. I got more than I was expecting on one of the farts and had to take my dirty panties off. If you like farts, burps, queefs, and sharts, you will LOVE this video.

Black Light Shit

Watch me do a sexy strip tease under the blacklight in my spooky dungeon. From doggy style position I drop a big steamy pile of shit on the floor before you.

Hobby Lobby Shit and Piss

I woke up feeling creative this day! Hmmm, how should I shit? I went with a public bathroom poop at Hobby Lobby. To make it more fun, I wore my purple lace bodysuit under my clothes and stripped down to it in the restroom. Someone came in the other stall during my shit shenanigans. I hope you like this sexy, seductive shit.

12 Close Up Front View Poops

This 3.5 minute compilation of 12 close-up front view poops includes some of my very first shit videos. These raw vids were before I knew about angles, lighting, etc. You get a unique view of my butthole cranking out some of my most massive shits in this compilation, and the closeness allows you to hear every little squeak, fart, and splot my ass makes.There's also a good creamy pussy shot on one of them!

Christmas Hover Shit

I hold myself up off the toilet with the strength of my arms, legs outstretched, core trembling, and squeeze out a giant stinky shit into the toilet on Christmas day. I hope you enjoy the front and back angles. Think I could hover over you like this?

Poop by the Pound

This one was quick and dirty because I HAD TO SHIT!!! I was so happy to see a massive pile of shit coming out my tight butthole. It was just under a pound and loaded with bits of undigested food.But the most amazing thing about this poop was the SOUND it made coming out!

Punishment by Poo-Jitsu

You fucked with the wrong girl, and now I'm going to DOMINATE your ass with jujitsu-style moves and make you SUCK FARTS right out of my ass. I tell you what a pathetic fuck you are, and after I'm done wiping the floor with you I take a BIG FAT SHIT right on your face and top it with a wad of spit. Eat up, bitch!

MASSIVE (1+ pound) Dark Shit Examination

I was so desperate to shit in this video that I didn't even have time for proper set up. Watch me push out a monster log that is thick, long, and dark, right onto a paper plate on my bathroom floor. I cut into it with some cotton swabs and flosser picks (whatever was handy in the bathroom) and examine the seeds and other undigested bits of food that came out in it! This was the first time I ever dug into a turd or played with it in any way. I weighed the log at it was an astonishing 1 pound, 2 ounces!!!

7 Yoga Pose Poops (Compilation)

7 Yoga Pose Poops (Compilation). I love yoga and I love shitting! Let me mesmerize you as I shit from various yoga poses, including arm balances, standing balances, and inversion. Videos included:

Crow Pose - Watch me balance delicately on my arms, ass high in the air, as a giant stream of shit flies out my ass and lands with a plop on the floor below me. You wish you could be below me.

Birds of Paradise I - Can I shit standing on one leg, with my other leg raised up near my head, arms twisted behind my back? You bet your sweet ass I can. Well, maybe it wasn't pretty… I lost my balance after the first push, but you will love the sound of the massive shit stream hitting the ground from several feet up.

Birds of Paradise II - Let's ease into this one nice and slow. I give you time to firm that cock and get good and hard before I shit. You will love the way the light bounces off my strong, naked body as I flow through yoga poses. I hope you are wowed at my finish, as I lock my arms behind my back, hoist a leg into the air, and release my glory while balancing on one foot.

Firefly Pose - Watch me shit from this precarious position... firefly pose. You would love to have your face under my sweet asshole as it expels warm shit all over you, legs propped up on my arms, ass hovering above the ground.

Crab Pose - I had to shit so bad I barely had time to set up! I shit out a hot steamy pile from crab position. With my ass hovering above the ground, knees spread wide towards the camera, you get a perfect view of my magnificent pussy while I crank out a big, soft pile of shit onto the floor beneath me. Would you bury your face between my legs in this position?

Inversion Shit - This video begins with a yoga practice wearing only my panties. Then I strip those off and do a handstand with my feet against the wall. I arch my back extremely, so I don't poop on my head, and then push out a sloppy shit. Enjoy from two camera angles.

Bridge Pose – I want you to worship and admire my naked body as I shit before you, pussy and butthole freshly waxed and up close. I move through a series poses, then pause in bridge pose with my hips lifted high. I continue to guide the practice as I slowly push out a hot steamy pile of shit onto my yoga mat. You will love watching this shit come out from multiple views, including one really zoomed in to show my butthole puckering out around the turd.

5 Post-Labiaplasty Shits

This 5-video compilation includes the first shits after my labiaplasty surgery (where they reduce the size of inner labia). I was bruised and swollen and scared to poop and passed some truly monstrous shits! Videos included in this compilation are:

Scared Shitless: 5-Day Post-Op Shit (2:12) This may be the biggest shit I've ever made. It came 4 days after labiaplasty surgery on my vagina… I was told not to strain for risk of re-opening the wound. Painkillers had me backed up for 5 days. There was no more putting it off. I was terrified. So I laid down on my bathroom floor like a sick heifer and just let the beast slide out. I could not believe my eyes when I saw it.

3rd Post-Op Shit (4:27) This was my third shit after labiaplasty surgery. Although not as scary as the first one, I was still nervous. I've been a good patient and eating lots of fibrous foods to keep my stools soft. It also made them HUGE. Enjoy two angles in this video- one captures my facial expressions as release my bowels, the other is a clean shot of a thick turd coming out my tight asshole on my living room floor.

Girthy Hard Shit After Labiaplasty (3:00) I thought I was gonna have to pull this shit out of my ass! Just over a week out from labiaplasty surgery, I am not supposed to strain. But this thick, soda can girthy shit would not come out of my tight little asshole. You get a close up view of my healing pussy.

Post-Op Shit 672 (2:18) Another post pussy surgery shit. I'm getting the hang of it by this point, but you can still see bruising and swelling on my labia as my pussy heals.

1 Pound Desperate Plate Shit (1:10) I REALLY had to shit (I feel like I say that a lot, lol) and this one came flying out onto a paper plate. No wonder I couldn't hold it in any longer… it weighed in at OVER A POUND.

Packed Lunch - Multi-textured Shit for You

I love to feed you, so I lovingly packed a hot lunch for you to take to work. Shot from two angles, you get a close up of my ass releasing a multi-textured turd that started with hard little pebbles then turned creamy. It also captures my facial expression as I breathe and grunt to get the shit out.

Gassy Cowgirl Farts & Sharts in Your Face

Lean in here nice and close, because this gassy cowgirl wants to FART IN YOUR FACE! Let me tease you with my sexy ass and overwhelm your senses with my PUTRID FARTS (and a little more)! I pushed a little too hard and sharted a nice wet one.

8-Shit Compilation (January 2024)

Here are 8 fabulous shits from the month of January (runtime 22:10)! Videos included:

1 Pound Desperate Plate Shit (1:10) I REALLY had to shit and this one came flying out onto a paper plate. No wonder I couldn't hold it in any longer… it weighed in at OVER A POUND (this on is also in the Post-Labiaplasty Compilation).

Big Dark Shit (3:48) Squatting with my feet on the toilet seat, I push out a big, dark, sloppy pile of shit for you. Ass facing the camera. It wouldn't flush so I had to dump water on it to get it to go down. I show you a good view of my 3 week post-op pussy as it heals.

Desperate Shit Creamy Pussy 3:49 I REALLY had to shit and barely made it to the toilet before this monster came out! It felt soooo good to finally release this shit, as it slid slowly out my asshole you can see my pussy getting so creamy and delicious. Toilet POV

Firm to Soft Floor Shit (2:37) This was a 3-day hold shit and by the time it came out I was ready to EXPLODE. Such a beautiful turd! It started of firm and girthy, then finished soft with lots of texture.

Hot Steamy Shit Pile 4:10My ass looks great when I squat with my feet on the toilet. I drop out a multicolored, richly textured shit. It was very sticky and took 3 flushes to get down.

Lumpy Poop w Great Sounds (3:35) This toilet poop is just BEAUTIFUL! It's dark and lumpy, and came out clean with a little gape at the end. My favorite part, however, is the INCREDIBLE SOUND it makes sliding out my asshole in slow motion.

Reverse Toilet Shit (1:39) You'll love watching my tiny asshole stretch and turn out as I push this hot pile of shit out. This one was multicolored and started of chunky, then turned creamy. You can really see the folds and veins in my asshole!!!

1.25 Shit (1:09) Just a quick shit before yoga."

PAWG Panty Poop

I heard something about you... I heard you like it when girls poop in their panties, and I don't understand why. Maybe I should try it out for myself. Let me tease and seduce you with my bubbly MILF booty. Then watch me work hard to release a dense, solid turd in my super tight sheer panties. I pushed so hard I accidentally pissed. I like to bounce up and down and shake my shitty ass for you... an exhilarating experience! I see why you like it.� 

Massive 1 lb 2 oz Shit for Slave

I shit out a massive 1 pile of shit on a plate in front of you, weighing in at one pound, two ounces. I was so desperate to shit that it started coming out while I was still setting up. After weighing, I put the plate right in your face and make you smell it and eat it while I tease you with my hot ass in the background. We both have to clean up after this one!

Growing a Tail - Big Desperate Shit

I had to shit so bad! By the time I was ready it was already coming out and looked like I grew a tail. Check out my PAWG booty squatting on the toilet seat as I drop this massive shit into a pile. It wouldn't flush so I peed on it to dislodge.

25 Farts in Your Face

"POV: Hot Steamy Farts in Your Face

You love to breathe in my hot farts, and I get off on blasting you with them. 😈 You will be pushed to the brink as you hold your face close to my bubbly MILF ass while I squirm and shake and wiggle out TWENTY-FIVE stinky farts for you to consume. The relief was UNREAL 😮‍💨🫠 and I think you can tell by my arousing sighs of relief. This is my first partner-filmed video, so I hope you enjoy the realistic POV angles and shots. I was surprised by how much it turned me on to be filmed by someone, my pussy was dripping wet by the end!

Masturbating for You - with Queefs, Farts, & Burps

One thing I love almost as much as masturbating is WHEN YOU WATCH ME! Let me show you how I play with my pussy while I queef, burp, and fart for extra entertainment. Enjoy 20 HOT minutes of fun and play, while I edge myself before finally having a MASSIVE ORGASM. This was a huge one! So arousing when I know you are watching.

Explosive Front View Beet Shit

I have been eating beets and dragonfruit lately, and something gave me explosive shits! I barely made it to the toilet when this one started coming out, creating a huge mess in my toilet. When I wiped… bright red from the beets and the dragonfruit seeds made it very unique. You'll love to watch my pussy as I squat on the toilet facing the camera.

Paying You Back w Farts, Shart, & Orgasm Denial

You pull an "innocent" prank on me when I was at work, but I don't think it's funny. So you face my wrath when I get home. I punish you by taping your mouth shut and teasing your dick while I fart in your face, but I don't let you cum. I fart so much I accidentally shit my panties so I punish you more by making you smell them. By the end of my torment, your dick is throbbing hard and you yearn to cum... do you think I let you?

Shit, Strip, & Socks

Do you have a thing for socks? If so, this video will get you rock hard! Watch me do a little strip tease dance and then take a massive shit wearing only my knee-high white socks.

Desperate to Shit: 3-Day Hold

After holding my shit for 3 days, I can't keep it in any longer. I almost shit my pants at the store right before shooting this video. You will see how frantic I am as I scramble to set up. This fucker was already coming out when I started filming! I hope you enjoy it as much as me!

Lumpy Dry Ass Stretcher

I thought this shit was going to rip me in half!! It was so hard and so dry, and stretched my asshole to it's max while slowly coming out. Enjoy the toilet POV as my asshole is pushed to the brink.

Mid-Workout Humidifier Shit

I hate when I have to poop during a workout, especially when I'm training with kettlebells. But this time I was desperate and couldn't hold it in any longer. Fortunately there was a humidifier nearby so I dropped a nasty shit and pissed in it, then resumed my workout.

Show & Tell - Queefs and MILF Booty

I love queefing for you!! You will not believe the pussy control I have and how much noise I can make with my twat. Enjoy this playful video where I shake my booty for you and have fun with these juicy, bubbly queefs.

8 Public Restroom Pees

Enjoy watching me pee in 8 public restrooms.

Big Fucking Eggy Shit

This was my second shit after eating 24 devilled eggs. Shot with a camera on my face and my ass. Ass shot is blurry, but still worth sharing.

Public Bathroom Messy Poop - GIANT LOG

I love shitting at my local grocery store! This time I accidentally made a mess when a giant log slid out my ass and landed on the toilet seat. I'm sure the person in the next stall wondered why it smelled so bad.

Dense Shit for Daddy

Sometimes I like to dance a little to get my shit flowing. You will love to hear me moan and groan as this beautiful, dense log slides out my tight little butthole while wearing my sexy blue fishnet bodysuit.

The Unflushable - 2 poops in 1

You get two shits for one in this video! Prepare to be entertained. I was trying to build a massive shit after eating tons of meat and veggies, but I couldn't hold it any longer. The monster had to be released! The turd was so dense it wouldn't budge from the bowl and took 10 FLUSHES to go down. It was crazy too, because it felt like I had diarrhea. My tummy hurt! Somewhere along the way a little turd must have fallen out of my ass because I ended up stepping on it and getting it on my slipper. The second shit came in the morning, which I included because it was wrongfully separated from its sibling shit the night before. Oh, also when I went to poop a little had already slipped out and was in my ass. oops!

Fucking My Ass in the Bed of My Truck - w sloppy queefs

Watch me fuck my ass and play with my pussy in the bed of my truck while wearing a pretty sundress. Thrilled by the pleasure, I crank out some farts and sloppy queefs with a dildo in my ass, all in full view of the neighbors. I am so naughty!

Poo Poo Punishment

Pulsifer Paprocki and Lucy Puddles shared a hotel room on vacation, but Pulsifer hated having to smell Lucy's farts. They kept her up at night! Now she's teaching Lucy a very smelly lesson! She shits in her mouth and on her face, but it seems like Lucy likes it too much!

Pissing on You

Lay down and open up bitch. Mommy has to pee. I love to drench you with my warm piss.

Hypertension Pressure Poop

I drop a nice firm log from a position right above your face. Then I spray piss all over the grass. I put the log in the hypertension pressure cuff and turn it on. Do you think the turd had a pulse? You'll have to watch to find out! This video is hilarious and sure to make you smile.

14 Shits in February Compilation - 42 minutes

This 42-minute compilation includes 14 fabulous shits from the month of February (outdoors, toilet, and non-toilet shits). This video is sure to make you cum over and over again with sexy closeups of my tight asshole and pussy, firm lumpy massive shits, soft shits, and powerful pisses.

Clips include: Big Quick Shit before Yoga, Dirt Road Dump, Eye Contact w Neighbor Poop, Fresh Wax Dragonfruit Poop, Growing a Tail - Big Desperate Shit, Lumpy Ass Stretcher, Outdoors Night Time Shit, Packed Lunch, Post Session Storytime, Sunny Day Backyard Piss & Shit, Stubborn Turd, Big Toilet Pile, Desperate Shit Interrupted, and Farty Poop before Yoga.

Enema Ladder Shit

Join me as I experience my first ever enema! In this video you can watch me figure out how to give myself an enema for the very first time, and then blow it out off the top of a ladder in freezing cold weather. I had no idea how much was inside me! After the ladder, I destroy my toilet with back blasts of shit water. I hope you have as much fun watching this as I had making it for you!

Post Workout Farty Masturbation with SHART

I was so horny during my kettlebell workout, I just couldn't help but play with my pussy and afterwards. I WAS SO GASSY, but think I let myself get a little too relaxed because I SHARTED a wet runny stream down my ass. I hope you enjoy watching me pleasure myself while RIPPING 20 HOT FARTS in your face. I invite you to touch yourself too... Let's CUM together baby.

14 March Shits - 42 minute compilation

A 42-minute compilation of 14 lovely shits from the month of March. As always, you get a good mixture of toilet and non-toilet poops, outdoors and public bathroom content. However, this month I had more runny, squirty shits than usual. This video also features several super desperate shits and my record biggest shit ever, weighing in at 1 lb 6 oz. Clips include: 3-Day Hold, Creamy Pussy Surprise, Dirty Feet Piss & Shit, It's Coming Out - Desperate to Shit, Birthday Ass-Splosion, Lovely Spring Shit, Unflushable Pile, Slimy Explosive Shit, Shitty Asshole Desperate Poop, Quick Pre-Gym Shit, Painful Poop in Public Bathroom, Big Dark & Desperate, Record Breaking 1 lb 6 oz Shit, and Hi-Def Toilet Shit. This is a great value for a great variety of steamy shits.

Farty Squirty Antibiotics Shit

This shit was already coming out by the time I dropped my pants! The antibiotics I've been taking made this shit soft, squirty, and full of gas! You can see bits of undigested food too! I was shocked to see the MASSIVE pile it made in my toilet!

Ass Worship with Shit & Cum Countdown

I get off on you getting off on me... and I want you to do that literally. Blow your fat load on my fat ass. Worship and adore my perfectly round, muscular booty. Let me tease you and get you rock hard. Take a sniff. Take a taste. You love it. I drop a big steamy shit right in front of you. The smell is intense. You hate it but you love it. Now stroke your dick while I command a sexy countdown. CUM ON MY ASSHOLE when I get to one.

Jiggling Out My Farts

I love it when you watch me fart. The closer the better. Sit down right behind me with your face to my ass while I jump, and shake, and jiggle hot farts in your face. Sometimes they are stubborn, so I push hard and make my butthole pucker out towards you.

Masturbating & Shitting

Thunderstorms make me HORNY and it's been stormy as fuck lately. This morning I decided to try something new and fuck myself with my pink vibrator while taking a shit on a plate. FUCK it felt GOOD!! And it was a great load. Hope you enjoy!!

Shop Vac Shit

I get my most creative ideas when I have to shit! This morning, I thought it would be fun to shit into a shopvac tube and then blow it onto my fence! Before shitting, I piss into the tube and then give myself a baby golden shower sprinkling myself with drops of warm, pungent piss. Apparently I didn't know exactly where my pee hole was, lol. I've been eating lots of beets lately and my shit was dark red and sticky! I can't believe how hard I had to push to get my shit into the tube. I hope you enjoy watching me "struggle" with this feat, and I KNOW you will love how dirty my ass got! I definitely had to shower after filming this one. 

Hammock Bar Hanging Shit

Watch me shit like a gymnast as I hang from a wooden bar, feet over head, head over ass. You will love seeing the dark, sludge-like shit flow out of my little asshole in broad daylight in my backyard. I talked my ex into filming for me… his reaction is priceless!

Smelling & Describing My Farts & Poop - Pt 2

The second part of the series Smelling & Describing My Farts & Poop includes me wafting one hot nasty fart after another up to my face, reacting to the stench, then describing the smell. For the poop- You can see me drop a big dark turd squatting on the toilet facing you. It was a BIG ONE and smelled SO STRONG. I describe it to you in detail (and maybe gag at the smell just a little).

Hot & Steamy Shit Between Chairs

It is HOT in the Midwest, and it's about to get even hotter. Let me tease you a little with my strong, sexy body before dropping a slow, steamy shit from a kneeling position between two chairs. You can definitely tell what I ate last night. I think you will like it.

Bratty Girlfriend Destroys Toilet

I'm your bratty girlfriend and I'm gonna make you pay. You didn't unclog the toilet for me the other day after I took a massive shit, and now I'm mad. So I eat Taco Bell and DESTROY the toilet with nasty farts and hot shits. I can't wait to make you clean up after me! Next time you'll think twice before ignoring my request. NOTE: There is NO SHIT n this video. It is implied.

Baby Enema & Fence Spray

I keep sharting while recording fart content so I figured I should clean myself out before filming more. I took a mini-enema and spray it on my backyard fence. Such power!!

Butthole Dance & Farting

Watch my thick asshole pucker in and out as I make it dance for you while farting.

Desperate Jar Shit

This morning I HAD TO SHIT and I wasn't set up to film. You see me running around crazy trying to get set up, trying desperately not to shit myself. Finally I squeeze out a hot, literally steaming shit into a 10 oz glass jar and fill it up to the very top.

Gassed Out Camp-In

The weather isn't cooperating with our annual girls camping trip, so we decide to "camp" in my living room instead. After eating beans and some old freeze-dried camp food, my gut is in bad condition. I fart and burp and laugh my ass off as I tease my prudish girlfriends with my crude love of being natural in the "great outdoors". I disgust my girlfriends with "pull my finger" jokes, farting in the tent, and into a pot. But one thing goes too far and the girls can't hang.

I hope you enjoy the lighthearted, playful nature of this video. Some of the sounds are clearly dubbed in to create the over-the-top vibe of this video. Some things are implied; there is no actual poop in this video.

Eating, Shitting, & Examining

In this video I eat lots of foods to produce the most MASSIVE shit, including dragonfruit, black beans, chickpeas, berries, and mixed nuts. It takes A LOT OF FOOD to shit this big. You will not believe the size of the ENORMOUS dark shit I drop on my bathroom floor. Then I dig into it to examine the undigested bits of food it contains.

15 Rear-Facing Shits - Earliest Content

This 15-minute compilation features 15 rear-facing shits, and includes some of my most MASSIVE turds. This is the best view for seeing how my butthole turns out when I shit. You'll see me shit straddling the toilet, squatting with my feet on the toilet, and even standing on the toilet (that one was messy) in this fun, filthy video.

Dutch Slave Gets Big Hot American Breakfast

A foolish slave travels to America to visit me. He has no idea what he's getting himself into. Nearly 5,000 miles from home, he is mine now. I give him a warm American welcome by locking him in my basement, hands and feet bound, where he sleeps the night. In the morning it's time to feed my little Dutch slave. I give him a taste of what's to come as I rip a putrid fart right in his face. He tries to resist, but his efforts are futile. I am in complete control. My little foreign toy. He is hungry so I feed him a giant, hot American breakfast right from my ass. He begs for mercy, but I am relentless. I soak him with a powerful stream of piss, drenching his face and body.

Kleenex Box Outdoor Shit & Piss

This morning I was desperate to get the poop out of me and frantically scrambling to come up with a fun idea. There was an almost empty kleenex box nearby, so I decided to defecate in it. I had to do it in the backyard. I'm in full view of my neighbors house as I try to hide behind a tree to shit. Then I proceed to fill the box with my piss. What a sloppy mess!!

Party Tricks - Queefs, Burps, & Farts

I love showing off my fun party tricks! Watch me queef, fart, and burp in crazy positions… including with my feet locked behind my head. You'll love the clear and close shots of my naked pussy and tight little asshole pushing out air for you!

Pregnancy Scare Outdoors Shit

I shit on a pregnancy test in my backyard and you'll never believe the results. Captured from two angles.

Public Bathroom Custom Shit

I took a big, fat shit at the grocery store and left it in the toilet! While I was in there a person came into the next stall and ripped a MASSIVE FART. This video was made as a custom and doesn't show the poop coming out, per request. But I think you will enjoy my facial expressions throughout the video, and you get to see the monster at the end.

Spontaneous Bathroom Floor Farts

The best things in life are often unplanned. I stopped to record a fart in the bathroom, and they just kept coming. So naturally, I kept filming! I hope this spontaneous video brings you as much joy (and more!) as it does me. My thick pink asshole really pushes out as I rub my belly, ass in the air, to get these toots out!

Target Practice

I stand up on a dresser and shit out a massive (nearly 1-pound) shit. It starts out big and hard, and finishes soft and ploppy. You will love the slow-mo view and sound of it hitting the ground. Do you think I hit my target?

3 in 1: Quick Ship Shit - Public Bathroom Piss - Massive Turd

This mini-compilation includes two shits and a public bathroom piss. Quick Shit Ship I had a short turnaround for a shit shipping request. I tried the day before, but it was too small (I take great care of my customers!). Having a deadline to meet, I was hoping for a good one. Enjoy shit close up of me shitting into a container for a fan. Love it when the chickpeas are undigested! Soft Shit is a toilet POV featuring a massive, smooth shit (with some fun editing effects). It was such a great poo that I had to show my best friend when I was done. You'll love her reaction!

Pulsifer's Queefy Playtime

PUSSY FARTS GALORE!! I love to see the fun sounds my pussy can make when I queef on command. In this video I bring out my toy box play with a seashell, plastic tube, harmonica, megaphone, and finally a monster dick dildo. Do you think I can queef with it inside of me? You will love the playful nature and close up shots of my beaver flapping as air sucks in and blows out.

Hover Shit

I push out a lovely shit and then piss from a suspended position above my toilet. My arms and core were shaking from the strain, but it was worth the effort.

Third Post-Op Shit Massive Log

This was my third shit after labiaplasty surgery. Although not as scary as the first one, I was still nervous. I've been a good patient and eating lots of fibrous foods to keep my stools soft. It also made them HUGE. Enjoy two angles in this video- one captures my facial expressions as release my bowels, the other is a clean shot of a thick turd coming out my tight asshole on my living room floor.

Big Red Tree Shit

I climb up in a tree like a sloth and shit out of it. It was a huge red pile at the bottom! Larger than my foot.

Condom Poop - Earliest Content

I shit into a condom and fill it all the way to the top. Then I tie it like a balloon and swing it around. It looked like a thick sausage.

Hairy Cunt Front-View Poop

You will love my sloppy hairy cunt right in your face as I squirt shit out of my tight little asshole.

Dewy Morning Piss & Shit

It's a beautiful morning and I am up with the early birds for an outdoors piss and shit. I had to go so bad, the poop was coming out before I even got in position. So fabulous… smooth yet gritty!

Birthday Ass-Splosion

I have explosive shits after a big birthday dinner at a Japanese steakhouse. I loved it because I almost never get diarrhea!

Big Dark & Desperate

This shit was poking out of my asshole by the time I got my pants down… I about shit my pants. A giant load of shit falls out of my ass making a sloppy mess. You will love the sounds it makes coming out. I couldn't believe how much shit there was!

Gigantic Shit on Toilet Seat

After gorging myself at Fogo de Chao and greasy pizza in Chicago, I unlease an abosulte MONSTER SHIT on the toilet seat of my hotel room. This fucker came out slow and gracefully… and it was SO STINKY!

Backyard Porta-Toilet Log & Piss (2 angles)

This shit will make you crave my shitI took a piss and dropped a dense, multi-colored log in clear view of my neighbors this morning. 🥵🤭 This video features two angles, including a close up of the turd stretching out my tight little asshole.

Best of Both Worlds - 1 lb 3 oz Firm to Soft Shit

MASSIVE FIRM SHIT ALERT! This was a 3 day hold and I've been eating A LOT. I squat down and shit out a MASSIVE 1 pound 3 oz log onto a paper plate. The thick turd oozes out my wrinkly asshole, firm at first, but turning soft at the end. This one went out to a lucky fan a couple states over.

Big Dark Shit

Squatting with my feet on the toilet seat, I push out a big, dark, sloppy pile of shit for you. Ass facing the camera. It wouldn't flush so I had to dump water on it to get it to go down. I show you a good view of my 3 week post-op pussy as it heals.

Sexy Shower Farts & Pee

Join me in the shower for a steamy stink show with noxious farts, queefs, and a piss right in your face. You will love the way my round MILF booty looks dripping wet.

Record Breaking 1 lb 6 oz Shit - 4 Day Hold

This is the biggest shit I have on record, weighing in at a whopping 1 POUND and 6 OUNCES. It was after a 4 day hold and the urge hit me so fast I hardly had time to set up. You will see the frantic desperation on my face. It started firm and was a mushy steaming pile by the end!

Red River of Shit

A beautiful thick river of red shit pours out my round ass into the toilet. This one started coming out before I was ready, so you can see where it was smushed between my buttcheeks. The audio on this one is fantastic. You can hear the air in the turd as it slides out my tight hole.

Rock Solid Log

This fabulous shit was solid as a rock. You will love watching my butthole spread wide to release the thick, firm turd from doggy style position onto my basement floor. I couldn't believe how hard this shit was, so I picked it up to feel it. One of my all-time favorite shits!

Hairy Cunt Close-up Piss & Shit

Get up close and personal with my pussy as I squat on the toilet facing the camera. Listen to the sound of the airy shit and see how it stretches my asshole out. I piss on the shit and all over my toilet. Had to dump water on it to get it to go down. It was a big nasty pile!

Seedy Sticky Shit

This shit was super sticky and loaded with seeds from the berries I've been eating. My ass looks huge from the toilet POV. The poop was glued to the toilet and took several flushes to go down.

Room Service - Farting on Your Pillow

POV: As a Diamond Member, you get special room service to make your hotel room smell like MY ASS. It is my pleasure to fart on your pillows and all over your bed, making sure my stench penetrates deeply into the fabric for you to enjoy during your stay.

Massive Shit at CrossFit Gym

This was my first time shitting at my new CrossFit gym. There are only two bathrooms and everyone uses them right before class. I took a giant, super stinky shit and a guy when in to change right after me. I hope he enjoyed the smell!

Crumbly Goat Shit

I got up extra early to film this morning, knowing it would be a good one. I'm so glad I didn't do it in the toilet. This shit is thick, dry, and crumbly… it falls from my stretched asshole like pebbles. It was multi-colored like chocolate and caramel, perfect for the lucky fan who gets it in the mail.

Red Solo Cup Shit & Piss

Watch me fill a red Solo cup full to the brim with a warm, steamy shit. It has a perfect little doodie coil on top! Then I piss into a glass bottle… it just kept coming. I should send this meal with you for lunch today.

Big Dark Squatty Shit

I squat with my feet up on the toilet, ass facing you. Do you love my round booty? I've been working out. I take a piss and make a mess, then work hard to squeeze out a big, dark turd.

Big Snake in Costa Rica

I was eating good in Costa Rica and this massive shit shows it! Butt ass naked, I straddle the toilet and release a monster snake from my thick asshole. Thank god there was enough water pressure to suck it down.

Desperate Shit w Creamy Pussy

I REALLY had to shit and barely made it to the toilet before this monster came out! It felt soooo good to finally release this shit, as it slid slowly out my asshole you can see my pussy getting so creamy and delicious. Toilet POV

Big Shit in Sexy Thigh-High Stockings

Today I took a large, dark, semi-firm turd on my living room floor while wearing sexy pink thigh-high stockings. I rub my feet together and give you a little tease, then sit back and let a warm, soft shit ooze out of my tight butthole. It was dark and red from eating beets, and you can see undigested chickpeas inside.

Vitamin Pee for Fan

I fill up two bottles with neon piss to ship to a fan. I get interrupted half way through the first one… yikes, busted! You will love the way my pussy and butthole look in the bright sunlight in my backyard.

Poop Cutting in Paradise

I often get constipated when I travel. This trip was no exception. I released the thickest, DENSEST shit into a toilet at our Airbnb in Costa Rica. The problem is they don't have very strong water pressure there… and it certainly wansn't up to handling my massive logs! I had to cut it up with a utensil to get it to flush. I couldn't believe how firm and dense it was. The water was a murky brown like sludge by the time it finally flushed.

One Morning, Two Poops (1 giant, 1 runny)

I shit twice this morning and they look COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! The first is a thick, firm, golden turd. It was a massive amount of shit! A few hours later came the second- a runny, red (from beets), airy shit that plopped out of my ass.

Burping and Pooping

I’ve never tried burping while pooping. It’s an interesting, bodily feat! I hope you enjoy. Also, this is one of the rare times you get to see my pussy nice and hairy!

Hefty Shit before Gym

Thank god I got this poop out before I went to the gym today! I definitely would have shit my pants while jumping rope during the workout. I can't believe how much I've been shitting lately!

Pissing and Farting All Over Pikes Peak

Today I soloed Pikes Peak… 26 grueling miles gaining 8,500 feet. It took all day long and I made sure to drink plenty of water to stay hydrated. What I wasn't expecting were the ENDLESS farts that accompanied me on my hike. I farted my fucking ass off! They were relentless. I didn't want my pants to get wet so I wiped with my hand. Wish I could have used you instead.

Flexy Sexy Shit Show

I flex my mommy muscles and show you my butthole in the morning sunshine. Then from hands and knees I drop a hot nasty shit. I flip around and piss on it. The smell was atrocious and my neighbor across the alley could see it all.

Hi-Def Toilet Shit

Enjoy the super clear, 4K view of a nice dense turd coming out my ass. The shit just kept coming. How does a little thing like me SHIT SO MUCH?! I shake my ass and show you my butthole after releasing the big dark monster into the toilet. There are seeds and undigested bits of food clearly visible in it. It was so sticky it took several flushes to get it down. Even peeing on it didn't help!

Costa Rica Papaya Poop

I squat on the toilet seat with my cute pink toenails showing. From two angles I capture a large, seedy, fibrous dump that smelled JUST LIKE PAPAYA. I had been eating lots of fruit, including papaya, in Costa Rica, but was so surprised when my shit was red and smelled just like it!