Pulsifer Paprocki

Pulsifer Paprocki

Pulsifer Paprocki takes massive shits in creative ways! Personal favorites include shitting from high things (like trees), yoga pose poops, and just good ol’ ginormous shits.

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Colorado Shit Series: 5 Massive Poops

This compilation includes FIVE massive shits I took on my recent trip to Colorado. Between the camp food and being fed by my family, I ate well. Enjoy these 5 lumpy, ass stretchers. 13 minutes

Here are the descriptions of the videos:

#1. This is the first shit in my Colorado Series and damn did I have to go! I could smell it before it even came out. Slightly constipated, and not having pooped for 3 days, I push out a mean turd at my family's house. It was firm and lumpy and showed bits of food. It also pissed off my hemorrhoid, Marguerite, who makes a guest appearance in the video. You also get to see a well-lit, close-up of me peeing.

#2. Second in my Colorado Series, I destroy my family's toilet again after a few days out in the wilderness hiking and camping. This shit was MASSIVE and firm and actually steamed when it came out! This shit felt AMAZING.

#3. My family fed me well and my poops show it!! This video starts with some prairie dog magic where I push out and suck in a thick round turd. When it comes out it is huge and looks like someone put a box of milk duds in a condom and microwaved it. Marguerite makes an up close and personal appearance in this one!

#4. This is my favorite of my Colorado Series, where I destroy a little camping toilet with a massive log… it would NOT flush!! It was one of those foot flush toilets with limited water. This shit was so big it didn't budge when I first tried to flush it. Good gape action at the end of this one!!

#5. This was my first poop when I got home from my Colorado trip, but I thought I should include it since the food was consumed and it was created while I was in Colorado. This one really hurt and took some serious breathing and straining to get it out. I also had a nice little dangler I had to shake and shake before it dropped.

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Golden Monkey Tail (LONG shit)

Holy shit! This motherfucker is LONG and HUGE, and definitely one of my top 3 longest shits! Watch me unleash a tail of a turd in my backyard and then take a little power piss. My butthole was so dirty after this one. The color is light beige- I had been eating LOTS of almonds. Please ignore my sleepy eyes in this video. I had to shit as soon as I woke up... didn't even have my morning coffee! It was knocking at my back door. This is the perfect consistency of shit to spread on your dick and jack off. ���°�¯�¿�½�¯�¿�½���©���°�¯�¿�½�¯�¿�½���¦���°�¯�¿�½�¯�¿�½�¯�¿�½

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7 Yoga Pose Poops (Compilation)

7 Yoga Pose Poops (Compilation). I love yoga and I love shitting! Let me mesmerize you as I shit from various yoga poses, including arm balances, standing balances, and inversion. Videos included:

Crow Pose - Watch me balance delicately on my arms, ass high in the air, as a giant stream of shit flies out my ass and lands with a plop on the floor below me. You wish you could be below me.

Birds of Paradise I - Can I shit standing on one leg, with my other leg raised up near my head, arms twisted behind my back? You bet your sweet ass I can. Well, maybe it wasn't pretty… I lost my balance after the first push, but you will love the sound of the massive shit stream hitting the ground from several feet up.

Birds of Paradise II - Let's ease into this one nice and slow. I give you time to firm that cock and get good and hard before I shit. You will love the way the light bounces off my strong, naked body as I flow through yoga poses. I hope you are wowed at my finish, as I lock my arms behind my back, hoist a leg into the air, and release my glory while balancing on one foot.

Firefly Pose - Watch me shit from this precarious position... firefly pose. You would love to have your face under my sweet asshole as it expels warm shit all over you, legs propped up on my arms, ass hovering above the ground.

Crab Pose - I had to shit so bad I barely had time to set up! I shit out a hot steamy pile from crab position. With my ass hovering above the ground, knees spread wide towards the camera, you get a perfect view of my magnificent pussy while I crank out a big, soft pile of shit onto the floor beneath me. Would you bury your face between my legs in this position?

Inversion Shit - This video begins with a yoga practice wearing only my panties. Then I strip those off and do a handstand with my feet against the wall. I arch my back extremely, so I don't poop on my head, and then push out a sloppy shit. Enjoy from two camera angles.

Bridge Pose – I want you to worship and admire my naked body as I shit before you, pussy and butthole freshly waxed and up close. I move through a series poses, then pause in bridge pose with my hips lifted high. I continue to guide the practice as I slowly push out a hot steamy pile of shit onto my yoga mat. You will love watching this shit come out from multiple views, including one really zoomed in to show my butthole puckering out around the turd.

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5 Post-Labiaplasty Shits

This 5-video compilation includes the first shits after my labiaplasty surgery (where they reduce the size of inner labia). I was bruised and swollen and scared to poop and passed some truly monstrous shits! Videos included in this compilation are:

Scared Shitless: 5-Day Post-Op Shit (2:12) This may be the biggest shit I've ever made. It came 4 days after labiaplasty surgery on my vagina… I was told not to strain for risk of re-opening the wound. Painkillers had me backed up for 5 days. There was no more putting it off. I was terrified. So I laid down on my bathroom floor like a sick heifer and just let the beast slide out. I could not believe my eyes when I saw it.

3rd Post-Op Shit (4:27) This was my third shit after labiaplasty surgery. Although not as scary as the first one, I was still nervous. I've been a good patient and eating lots of fibrous foods to keep my stools soft. It also made them HUGE. Enjoy two angles in this video- one captures my facial expressions as release my bowels, the other is a clean shot of a thick turd coming out my tight asshole on my living room floor.

Girthy Hard Shit After Labiaplasty (3:00) I thought I was gonna have to pull this shit out of my ass! Just over a week out from labiaplasty surgery, I am not supposed to strain. But this thick, soda can girthy shit would not come out of my tight little asshole. You get a close up view of my healing pussy.

Post-Op Shit 672 (2:18) Another post pussy surgery shit. I'm getting the hang of it by this point, but you can still see bruising and swelling on my labia as my pussy heals.

1 Pound Desperate Plate Shit (1:10) I REALLY had to shit (I feel like I say that a lot, lol) and this one came flying out onto a paper plate. No wonder I couldn't hold it in any longer… it weighed in at OVER A POUND.

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8-Shit Compilation (January 2024)

Here are 8 fabulous shits from the month of January (runtime 22:10)! Videos included:

1 Pound Desperate Plate Shit (1:10) I REALLY had to shit and this one came flying out onto a paper plate. No wonder I couldn't hold it in any longer… it weighed in at OVER A POUND (this on is also in the Post-Labiaplasty Compilation).

Big Dark Shit (3:48) Squatting with my feet on the toilet seat, I push out a big, dark, sloppy pile of shit for you. Ass facing the camera. It wouldn't flush so I had to dump water on it to get it to go down. I show you a good view of my 3 week post-op pussy as it heals.

Desperate Shit Creamy Pussy 3:49 I REALLY had to shit and barely made it to the toilet before this monster came out! It felt soooo good to finally release this shit, as it slid slowly out my asshole you can see my pussy getting so creamy and delicious. Toilet POV

Firm to Soft Floor Shit (2:37) This was a 3-day hold shit and by the time it came out I was ready to EXPLODE. Such a beautiful turd! It started of firm and girthy, then finished soft with lots of texture.

Hot Steamy Shit Pile 4:10My ass looks great when I squat with my feet on the toilet. I drop out a multicolored, richly textured shit. It was very sticky and took 3 flushes to get down.

Lumpy Poop w Great Sounds (3:35) This toilet poop is just BEAUTIFUL! It's dark and lumpy, and came out clean with a little gape at the end. My favorite part, however, is the INCREDIBLE SOUND it makes sliding out my asshole in slow motion.

Reverse Toilet Shit (1:39) You'll love watching my tiny asshole stretch and turn out as I push this hot pile of shit out. This one was multicolored and started of chunky, then turned creamy. You can really see the folds and veins in my asshole!!!

1.25 Shit (1:09) Just a quick shit before yoga."