a secret and unsavory agreement
Sara was peacefully in her room, letting out some loud, smelly farts. Suddenly, her stepfather walked in, a man so small and tiny he looked like a cartoon character.
Are you the one letting out those stinky farts?
Yes, of course. I'm in my room, Sara replied.
He made a sound and said:
I don't see any problem with it, but let's make a deal and keep it a secret.
What deal?
I want you to do it in front of me.
And why would I agree?
Because it won't be free. I know your birthday is coming up soon: I'll pay you $100 for each one.
Sara didnt hesitate:
Perfect I need that money
And the show began. One after another, the farts came out, each one smellier than the last. The silent ones were, without a doubt, the worst. When he finished, Sara grabbed her belly and held out her hand.
Okay. Give me my money I need to be paid for my work.
He replied calmly:
I don't have any money right now. You'll have to wait a few days, until you receive my payment.
Sara flew into a rage:
What do you mean, wait? You should have told me that from the beginning! I thought you'd pay me right away
Furious, she squashed him with her paw and said:
If you don't pay me, I'm going to tell everyone about this deal.
He replied:
Its up to you. I'd never make you.
Sara looked at him and answered:
Fine, I ll wait. but if you dont keep your word, you ll regret it!