There is a new toilet in the building
You''ve been working for my business for a few months now and I'm not satisfied with your work. I tried everything with you but it seems you cant reach your full potential. You are a lost case. I annouce you that you are going to be downgraded. You are gonna have a totally different job, but that doesnt mean you wont be doing something important. You will actually be essential.
You are probably wondering what I am talking about. Well, I decided you are going to be the official toilet in the building. See, budget is always tight so this is going to be a way to cut on toilet paper and cleaning ladies. It's the perfect position for you. You will lay on your back on the floor all day. Until some lady enters the bathroom, squats on your face, and relieves herself in your wide open mouth.
Oh, dont try to quit my company. I know everybody in the business world and there is no way you will find another job. You'll end up in the streets. Anyways, just think about all the vaginas and asses you are going to see all day. Little holes opening up and juices coming out. It's always going to be a surprise! Isnt it it the perfect job?
So, are you ready to be trained for your need job? I have to poop right now. Just lay down on the floor and I'll shit on your face. It's going to be easier than you think. You are going to love it. Oh yeah! Pooping is so relieving, almost like an orgasm! Now clean my asshole! Good! Now you have to eat all my shit up until there is nothing left!
See? You were born to be a toilet!