Restroom was closed so I Shit in their parking lot

While shopping yesterday I needed to go bad and their restroom was closed to the public. . So I piss and shit in their parking lot!

Dirty Larry did not clean ass

Would you belief after pooping outdoor I did not clean my ass.

Big poop. Little cup

This may be the biggest half load you’ve ever seen, it barely fits in the mason jar

Hot Shit, Freezing Cold Outdoors

OMG mommy rushed home after my morning Starbucks walk but I didn't make it inside! There was no time for me to grab my keys so I had to take a massive shit outside in the cold! Do you see all this snow? You can literally see steam from my hot poop! I hope you're ready for a massive coffee shit because this was a good one! Big brown shit that is so hot it steams in the cold snowy winter!

Hard shit

A little video of me having a very hard pebbley shit . This one tore my hole a little coming out. This was probably a cheeseburger or pizza I had forgotten to record earlier in te day

Why your wife hates you: Bathroom edition

When five people live in a home, and four of them use the same bathroom, how many of them do you think should clean the bathroom? How many of them do you think actually do?

For New Years.. I want my own house.