Turd tail or what?
- Hey, don't grab my tail...
- Uh, tail?
- Yes, he will grow up soon and we will start making love.
- Ahem, but I don't see any tail, are you some werewolf or what?
- Hey, what's that smell? What? Wait, wait, your tights won't last...
- *indistinct mumbling*
- Fiuu, finally I got rid of this huge fresh, fragrant pile of warm creamy but thick shit...
- Hey, what is this swarming in my pants, is someone stuck under my tail again?
- Damn, that's right... a careless spectator...
- I told you not to touch my delicate tail!