OMG! You Made Me Poop My Panties!

I’m cramping real bad, trying to hold in my poo while you’re hogging the bathroom and locked the door… you say I can’t come in, cuz you’re still grossed out by having me poop when you’re using the bathroom… come on, get over it, every other couple does it! How long are you gonna be in there? I know, you gotta shave, and you’re getting spruced up to see your boss later tonight at that work event… Well in case you didn’t notice, I’ve been ready to go this whole time, except now I’ve been waiting for you for so long, I feel like I’m gonna poop myself waiting for you behind the door!

Office ASSistant Fart Blasts!

I play your office assistant taking a break in the break room at work, when you realize I’ve discovered your secret kink–women farting! I use this delicious bit of info as leverage–and fart teasingly around you, until you’re completely hooked by my ass. That’s right, I can fart on command. Tell you what–you wanna have an assistant who’ll fart on you all day, and let you sniff them up? Then give me a raise, boss! Oh, you trying to lowball me? I bet I’m gonna get myself a fat percentage by the time you’ve smelled this booty! I blast your face with hot, smelly, noisy farts, until you’ve succumbed to my new rates. You wanna keep me around, then you gotta pay!

Nun Shit Smear

Do you think nuns never have any fun, sinner? Well, let me enlighten you 😉 I’ll show you just how dirty this nasty nun slut can get! Afterall, I can do enjoy the sins of the flesh… and my punishment afterwards, as well. I show you the blasphemy of my mortal sins–enjoying a plug up my ass, fingering my pussy… even smacking my clit with the cross, and sucking it off. O, forgive me God! I know the way to temptation… and the way back to your forgiveness, so I’m clearly not too tortured 😉 I *really* intend on seeing just how far I can push Christ’s forgiveness of my vile licentiousness tonight…. by shitting on the floor and smearing it all over my holy ass! Ooh, my shit stinks so richly, and feels so warm and good, slathered all over my sinful ass. Whatever will I do to earn God’s forgiveness now? 😉

My Diet: Sloppy Seconds For Toilet Slaves

Oh, slave. You must be *desperate* for my shit, if you’d actually order it from half around the globe! Or from another state, I mean. To be honest, you really must be STARVING for my shit. You’ll do whatever it takes to eat it, and that makes you a special kind of slave. The kind that’ll do whatever I want. The kind that’ll eat whatever I shit for you, no matter how it comes out, you crave it. You’re under my spell, and addicted to eating my shit. I’ll give you a little treat to go along with your meal, slave. I’ll tell you what I ate, what went into this perfect Goddess meal I’m about to excrete. Aren’t you excited? I list everything off, while teasing you with my body, before I fill your container up with a large poop and order you to eat it. C’mon, go on. Eat my shit, slave

Non-Stop Farts

Pee-whew! 🙂 What a bunch of stinkers! Ever want your fart vids to just be a compilation of NON-STOP farts? No dialogue, no breaks in between, just a hot girl’s plump, thick ass bursting with gas, ripping fat ones right after another? Then THIS is the fart vid for you–ending off with a nice wet bubbly shart 😉 You’re gonna wish you were the one to catch all these naughty stinkers on camera!

Nasty Shit & Piss - Slave Meal

I’m going to be going away for a few days, slave, but I suppose I ought to go to the trouble of feeding you before I go, shouldn’t I? Very well then, I’ll let you grovel at my feet, and suck at my red-painted toes and as you worship me, and let you wonder what exactly I’ll bother preparing for you at the last minute. I strip out of my dress and heels as I tease, before revealing that I have a *hot* meal for you in mind to fill you right up. I piss your drink in a glass and shit out your meal–and oh my god, slave, you’re really in for it, because this pile of crap absolutely REEKS. This is the STINKIEST, nastiest shit I think I’ve ever crapped, and it’s all you’re good for. Now eat it up, follow my instructions to the T, lick and chew up that shit, mash it up in your mouth… I don’t care if you gag, you’re going to swallow it all, shit pig.