Leaving A Present

You and I are happily together, but your damn ex keeps trying to sabotage our relationship… I can’t take “playing nice” anymore, and I wanna give her what she has coming to her… And, I know you’ll like this, cuz you’re a filthy pervert like me, aren’t you 🙂 That’s why we’re so good for each other… so I’ll let you watch, babe, as I shit in this cute little bag so I can leave a little “present” for your ex at her doorstep… My pussy drips as I push and push til all my shit oozes right out of my tight little butthole, and you can smell it as it all pours into this sweet pink baggie, and I show off your ex’s “gift”, letting you smell my revenge for that bitch before heading off to leave her my present 🙂

Farts & Banana ASS Cream

Wow, that was quite a workout! I’m gonna stretch and wind down a bit… boy, it’s hot… wanna cool off? I don’t have ice cream in the freezer, buuut… I do have a banana and some whipped cream, I wonder what I can do with those? 😉 I tease you, spraying whipped cream all over my perky tits and my thick ass, my thighs.. and I feel some cramps coming on, Oh! I just farted, I’m sorry… OH… that turns you on..? Well, good! 🙂 Cuz I got even more farts up my ass, begging to be released! I fart and taunt you for enjoying it, wafting my scent your way as I continue having some sticky, silly fun, covering myself with slippery whipped cream, even getting my outfit all filthy, I don’t care! 🙂 I’ve always wanted to try this, and I’m having fun~

Take My Scat Virginity!

Wondering why I asked you to come home early this evening…? *giggle* I’m sure you have SOME idea… what do you think it is? … Anal? Oh, definitely yes 😉 but I want to do something SPECIAL tonight… take things even further… do you know what I wanna do yet? Let’s see… why don’t I break it to you like this… I know your secret…. Yes, THAT one 😉 Did you really think I wouldn’t go through your internet history? Oh, don’t be scared! I’ve actually known for a LONG time… I was just waiting for you to bring it up! But you were afraid that I’d reject you if I knew you were into scat, weren’t you? You don’t need to worry, babe… I’ve been curious about scat myself for a while now… and now, I want you to take my scat virginity, and FUCK my shit stained shithole 😉

Making You My Toilet

We’re in the middle of some bedroom play and and I’m checking in with you to make sure all the bondage knots have you tied up well and good. I start to strip, revealing my sexy lingerie underneath my outfit, and mention with concern how I’ve wanted to talk to you about something. I reveal that I know you’ve been spying on me in the bathroom, that I’ve heard you squealing in the hallway in-between bouts of my tremendous rumbling shits, and that I’ve seen you sneak in after I leave to gulp in the smell left behind. I tell you I know you’re a dirty little shit lover, and that I can tell that all you want is to desperately suck my shit down. I tease you about it for a while… before deciding I’m going to make you a happy little poo lover and that I’ll enjoy training you to become my new toilet 😉

Toilet Training

We both know why you’re here. You’re here because you want to take care of me–to clean me and serve me, to swallow all the evidence of my bodily filth, so no one would be able to know I even piss OR shit. You’re going to serve me as a full human toilet and take it all, swallow it ALL down for me, or I won’t have a reason to spare you my time at all now, will I? That’s right, little wannabe toilet–so kneel down before me and listen to *every* word I say, eat my shit as I tell you and follow my instructions, slave–I don’t want a smear of shit left on my floor when I get back from my date tonight–be a good little toilet, and suck and slurp all my poop down, and I might just feed you again. Can you satisfy me, little slave? Can you be a good toilet, and eat it all?

Vomiting

Pushing fingers into my mouth, vomiting and smearing the vomit all over my tits