pissing in my garden with my favorite jeans on

I pee in my garden while listening to my neighbor watch TV.

You can't imagine how dirty I am being here.

Morning business

Farting a lot then pissed then pooped and got the seat

The money whore in me.

The money whore in me. You know, no matter what I do, no matter where I go. I'm always looking for an opportunity to make a buck or two.. thousand.. I love that for me. I went out today, so I see a few missing days in my future... erm.. past.. because spoonie recovery sucks.

Anyway.. sitting down on the toilet in my brand new top (can be worn as long shirt or summer dress) I barely get a chance to pull my leggings all the way down and sit when I start pissing. My hand begins to tremor, my eyes begin to water, my nose begins to run, and all I can do is feel every sensation as my soul leaves my body.

As I begin to come to, I look down and see the liner I'm still wearing because I went out in public today. It's time to pull it off! Then the money whore in me kicks in. "I should sell my liners," I mean.. there's a market for everything, right? and I wear them regularly enough that I could. So the question remains.. Should I?

Kazer Shits and JOI 2

You watch me shit...and your dick is hard?! Wait...your staring at my shit....and jerking off..your so pathetic! You better cum all over my shit!

Kazer's Shit Sandwich Smear

I shit a LOT into a bowl, and then smear it on my tits and armpits and pussy. I lick my dirty armpits, and then use the rest of my shit to make a sandwich with two pieces of bread :) I smear the dirty sandwich all over my feet...now lick them clean!

Rather hold it in for you

This weeks comp goes like....Once again the Goddess just likes to torment herself by holding in her dumps for so long. I just want to make sure im home so i can record these beautiful and stinky makes for you. I hate when i miss a dump cause you just ever know how dang big, stinky, runny, or thick it maybe...and i like them all they are all so fun! So enjoy as i hold in my dumps until im turtle heading it in the morning to give to you.