Swallow my farts

Its my birthday!! And were going to celebrate by having you swallow all my farts! You get an appetizer, main course, and desert! All from my pretty pink bum! Now open up wide and swallow cause it gets a lil dirty at the end. Dont we just love a good shart??

02/05 Scatty Twizzlers Twist

What's better than shit? How about twirlers coated in my home-made soft served and sent to a very hungry customer?

02/05 Thick Toilet Poop

Just shitting on the toilet...maybe some pee too?

01/31 Very Very Poop Filled Tupperwear

Making someone a tase ass meal...hahahah happy meal 2.0

01/30 Soft green vegan shit

Just a nice, slow soft shit courtesy of my vegan lifestyle and mushy food choices

Sara comes home from a night out

The disco has closed and Im having fun but want to continue dancing the rumba. I have one last drink and smoke a little more while dancing,

I urinate and shit in the glass, then drink everything .Next I vomit I have one more drink then vomit again. I do this several times. It's time to fuck my ass and play with the shit smearing all over my body.