Pussy Cream and Shit on my Dildo

I'm selling an old broken vibrating dildo that's had years of use and is ready for retirement! This is my last use of it before it's sent on its way - want to make sure that in addition to the years of pussy juice that have seeped into it, it has fresh cream dripping down the sides >:D

In this video you watch me coat it in my pussy cream by fucking myself and rubbing it on my clit and pussy. Then I turn around and take a veryyy smelly shit and rub the dildo all over my shitty asshole! It get's creamy shit mixed into my pussy juice all over it.

I talk about what I ate and give great close up view of my shit and girl cum on the toy and my shit in a container.

I've already shipped the shit and the dirty toy out but you can have the next one!

1 Firm + 1 Mushy Poo + Chocolate = Dessert

You've been eating my brownie mug cake for a while now and I've been impressed so I'm moving you up a level. I'm putting 2 loads in this one instead of one! I got a big firm load AND a mushy hot shit saved up to bake for you, that way you have a ton of flavor throughout as well as chunks to chew on and coat your teeth. There was so much poo that it wouldn't even cook into a brownie or cake!

I instruct you on how I'd like you to eat my sludgy, sweet, chunky mess. It'll be your dessert allll week!

Panties Accident + Tentative Play (BOWL POV)

My first video experimenting with a new angle - a camera in the toilet!

Watch a girl enter the bathroom and sit down to use the toilet. She's desperate and moving quickly but everything is fine until she realizes that she only pulled down her pants, not her underwear! She tries to correct but is too late. She farts a little and then it begins.

See her from inside the room AND inside the toilet as she wets her panties. It spreads and spreads. Then her belly rumbles and shit starts being pushes out! Watch it push against the fabric and listen to the loud crackles. She stands and pulls them down to look. She then pulls the panties full of shit back on out of curiosity.

She experiments with pushing the shit against her ass with her fingers then pulls it down and shows the inside and her dirty ass. What will she do next after this interesting discovery?

MASSIVE Loud Messy Pantypoop before a Date

I have a big date coming up and I want to make sure it goes well so I let you have a peek into my top secret pre-date getting ready ritual!

I'm wearing some gorgeous champagne satin high waisted vintage inspired panties and putting on my favourite red lipstick while I explain that a woman's scent is very important. Perfumes are complicated things, especially when you consider how they interact with our natural pheromones and other smells.

I like to smell nice like a perfume but with a little something different behind the smell - the scent of shit lingering on my skin. To achieve this effect I take a huge pantypoop the shower - leaving just the smell!

I start to push it out and you can hear the loose mushy shit make loud squirting sounds and farts and crackles and sputters. The wet load starts to seep through and stain the fabric as I change positions several times to really get it messy.

Eventually I sit down in the tub to squish the shit - it oozes up and out, coating my pussy and bush with shit and as I lean back it crawls all the way up my whole butt crack and out the top of my panties - even though they were high cut!

After taking them off and showing you the mess, I turn on the shower and let it run over my shit stained ass and pussy - perfect!

Shit, Catch, Lick

I go to my bathroom with another dirty idea in mind. I sit on the toilet sideways and take a shit. Instead of my shit going into my porcelain toilet, I decide to catch the shit coming out of my ass with my hands. I give one push and my shit comes out of my ass all at once. I show you my handful of creamy, smooth shit. It looks yummy, I take a few licks of my own shit, and decide to save this shit for my next filthy playtime in the video, Saved Shit Pussy Play. I bet you wish you could be licking and tasting my shit right now. I can't wait to get nasty again with my shit! #27

Poopy Pussy Smearing Play

I am naked and horny laying on my bathroom floor. I've been holding my poop thinking of you wanting to get so naughty and dirty. I want you to enjoy while I push out my sexy shit, insert and smear my shit all over my pussy. I want you to get off good while I get filthy, making my pussy cum so hard squirting while all shitty! #26