Booty shorts and potty farts

First thing in the morning, I'm yawning and in need of my first pee of the day. One thing you will very quickly learn about me is that I can piss forever. Most clips I will be posting have me pissing for over twenty seconds! Including this one.

I figured since this was my very first clip on this store that I should say high, erm, hi.

I am not wearing any panties in this clip, because I'm a firm believer that booty shorts are a showcase all by themselves.

Rubbing my thick thighs is something I regularly do, I love how soft they feel beneath my fingers. I should make sure to do that in future clips as well.

I don't shy away from fartting as you can hear in this piss clip, butt I have yet to explore gassy foods. My end goal is to be able to create rumble cheeks on demand, but for now you will be getting watersports daily as I upload a mix of new and archived clips of my toilet adventures.

Omg, I swore

I don't have anything against swearing, it's just not something that I do all that often. So on the occasions where I do swear, the weirdo in me like to make a bigger to deal of it, than in it actually needs to be.

I *swear* nothing was going right in this clip.

I swore because a little bit of pee leaked onto my panties before I could sit on the toilet, and once again, I forgot to wear a pantyliner.

If you look closely, like, press your face up on the screen, so close you can sniff it, you can almost taste it, kind of close, you'll see a wet spot on my worn out, coral panties while I am peeing for over twenty seconds.

Of course my husband had to ruin everything by coughing in the background twice haha! If you want guaranteed no interference piss clips, you need to buy many clips and tip well enough to buy me a weekend house so I can film in peace. (hint: buy me a house)

Don't worry, karma already bit me in the ass when the toilet seat shifted and scared the shit out of me, not literally this time, sorry.

Since you were already on the floor beneath me I decided to use you as a mirror to see how my thigh was after that pinch, mostly just to let you stare at my soft thighs freely. I'm generous like that.

Post Covid Catastrophe pt1

You can hear the disdain in my voice as I see the disgusting mess left behind. Getting Covid doesn’t mean I got a vacation from cleaning the toilet, it means that it was going to be dirtier than it’s ever been.

If you’re a Firefly fan you’ll appreciate the gloves twice as much as I use them to replace the toilet paper roll, snap them out of the tied up trash bag, and even dig through the toilet bowl looking for not just one, but two pieces of toilet brush.

Leave it to me to make cleaning the bathroom overly sexual as I imply asshole stretching while changing the garbage bag, stroke the teeny tiny toilet duck and make it squirt all over the inside of the toilet bowl and rub the drippings with my gloved fingers comparing the cleaner to cum, making sure to let it know it’s mine to use whenever I want.

Then I grab the toilet brush and fuck the bowl so hard with it I break the toilet brush, not once, but twice as and I just, keep, going until I’m totally satisfied. Listen as I start panting from all the work I’m putting into it, I literally feel as though I need to catch my breath, so the heavy breathing is very real.

Can you believe this all happened just in part one? You still need to watch me clean the outside of the bowl later! Get ready for that because instead of an overhead POV like you got in this one, you’re going to be right there on the floor behind me as I clean.

Naked hover peeing

I hovered over the toilet once for a pee last month and I swore never again, but I didn't need the recovery time I thought I would and with this angle you can see my butt waving around in the reflection so it was fun to make as well.

Also, if you so the Folger coffee can that I use to film pee clips at my favourite angle, no you didn't. Focus on the nip slip and the fact that I'm naked instead. Oh, and the fact that I piss for over a minute in the squat position.

Hover peeing could be my new thigh workout instead of wall sitting. And it's more fun than using a yoga ball to do squats with. Butt I should probably film that too..

A surprisingly good pee

A surprisingly good #pee for just me emptying my #bladder before getting ready for an actual #peeclip

I'm not even dressed for the day yet, I'm literally still in my pj's and I'm already making amazing #pisscontent

When my piss lasts longer than 20 seconds I officially call it sport #peeing or #watersports of you will🤣🤣🤣

Also, once again I'm filming from my favourite angle. I love how big my #ass and #thighs look from this angle🥰🥰🥰

It reminds me of my bigger #bbw days, not that I'm not still adorably chubby.. but I could be rounder..

God damnit!!!! I threw the toilet paper in the bowl!!!! Unnecessary #toilet flushing!!!

Oh well.. at least my #butt looks cute in these pink #panties Which I'm changing out of as soon as I get back to my bedroom.. 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

I thought it was a short pee, but..

I thought it was a fake pee, but it turned into a real one.

A fake pee to me is anything shorter than 20 seconds because I hold water like a camel.

I only post short pee clips, when paid to do a dehydrated pee, or I'm posting older content.

Usually when I'm editing a clip the first thing I do is listen to the length of the pee and math the time lapsed, if it's under 20 seconds I delete the clip completely.

Peeing under 20 seconds just does not exist in my world🤣

No cute! Only cranky morning pee.

How will you be able to tell if my morning pee clip was really filmed first thing in the morning?

I think it becomes pretty clear as you watch this piss clip 🤣

Now that I have had some coffee and my brain has woken up a little, okay, maybe it is a little cute.

Maybe.

No rest for the wicked

I'm too lazy to film piss clips for only one site so I adjusted my angles so i can continue posting them on all sites. So.. Let the pissing continue! Mother nature cannot stop me from pissing on the whole world! Or.. in this case.. just on my fansites LOL

Hold my hand through the coffee poops

I knew I needed to take a shit, but I wanted to finish my coffee before I went to the bathroom. I did not think I needed to pee as much as I did because I tend not to take a long piss with coffee poops.

Go figure I sit down, and the stream of urine lasts for well over 20 seconds (I stopped counting after 20 seconds. Let me know how long I peed for after you have watched it, please?)

In honour of this being my very first scat clip on FemScat I decided to request that you hold my hand. My very first poo request before I ever thought about Scat, back when I was new to watersports, was to make direct eye contact while pushing. So for your very first clip, you get to hold my hand while I stare directly into your eyes as I push out a coffee shit.

Holding it in made for a messy looking log and a wet wipe up, but that was to be expected. So, as an added treat, I show you the wipes as I clean my asshole out of your view.

The money whore in me wants to sell you my used wet wipes, butt (pun intended) I have decided that if you want a used wet wipe, you're going to have to request it, because I'm not about to store shitty wipes somewhere for a, just in case. What I will do instead is let you know it is an option and let you come to me instead! Work smart, not hard.. unless you're pushing..

Squirming in leggings

Staying hydrated is important, but sometimes I let time get away from me and I wait too long to relieve myself and I end up doing the pee pee dance before I can finally sit on the toilet to finally piss.

Today, I waited for so long I had to grab my crotch to keep from peeing in my leggings, leaning against the bathroom counter, moaning and gasping until I could finally stand again.

Once I finally reached the toilet seat, it was all about the stream and how incredible it felt to let it flow. As it came to an end the tiniest of farts escaped my cheeks.

Leggings, long toes, and a log

I needed a chance to really show off how fucking cute my Size 40 feet are, with their deep arches and long toes. My solution was to make myself hold it in so you could see what my feet do when I keep myself from using the toilet.

You may not see my face, but anonymous clips are sexy in their own right, and sometimes all you want to do is listen to the heavenly sounds thay come with a 20+ second long piss, followed by a good shit.

The sighs of relief and the grunting from the pushing already make for a fantastic audio experience, and a little denial is good for the soul.

New Year, New Poo 2023

After sleeping in until noon, I finally rolled out of bed to have my first cup of coffee of the year. While relaxing on the couch, sipping coffee, and watching a movie, my tummy started to rumble.

I enter the bathroom, clenching my cheeks because I can feel that first shit of the year wanting to make its entrance. I am about to sit down when I notice that the garbage needs to be changed.

So denying myself the relief for just a little longer, I pull the full bag out and replace it, being sure to carefully tie it so nothing spills out while I poop. The housewife in me can't poo until I do a little housecleaning 1st, I guess.

Once I am done changing the garbage, I wash my hands and sit my ass on the toilet for the shortest pee ever. Once my piss is done, I begin pushing out pellet like shits that really didn't want to come out, making it for a multiple plop clip. Happy New Year.

Overnights and spooky lights

My perimenopausal cycle decided to start on fucking New Years Day so you will be getting angles where you cannot see inside my panties or the toilet for a little bit.

That is okay though because I am cute as fuck when it comes to angles like todays.

Casually, seeing you laying on the floor beneath my toilet so you can stare at my meaty thigh as I tower over you.

My adorable smile as I notice.

The way I stand over you as I teach you a little something new (to me).

The way you stay perfectly still.. knowing I could crush you under my feet and refrain from doing so. Showing you both my love and my mercy.

I am a generous God.

Do Granny panties with wings fly?

I still can't show you the inside of my panties or the toilet paper after I wipe because it's the wrong color.

But the bonus of it being the wrong colors is that you get sounds you don't normally get, and a longer clip with a guaranteed flush at the end.

A bonus on my end is that I get to ramble on about the housewife things I'm doing. Today, it was making pancakes! I even got white stuff on my ass to prove it (the pancake batter I accidentally wiped on my pants that I thought was water)

Also.. enjoy the booty jiggle in my granny panties with wings.. because I sure as fuck did LOL

Pillows, pushing, and plopping

I got all excited because I was almost done my cycle. Then I remembered that I actually needed to finish my cycle before I could show you the inside of my panties. So, instead of getting to see the inside of the toilet or the inside of my panties, you get a little bit of tease and denial.

No trying to look inside my panties as I pull them down, focus on the boobies. Watch as the milkers jiggle, watch as the titties as they wiggle, watch as the tata's towering over you, focus on the breasts.

Sitting down, I realize that you don't actually have a very good view from where the camera is. So I deny us both and clench a little until I can figure out the perfect angle for this clip. I lower the camera almost to the floor to point it upwards. Suddenly, I'm a Giantess towering over you.

Hush now, little one, listen as I push. Grunting, straining, arching my back, as I struggle to get every last bit of shit out of my bowels. Once I'm finally done I use wet wipes to clean my butt, wishing it was someone's tongue instead.

Constipooted and levifooted

I got a boo boo on my toe toe, if you know you know. The funny thing is that it shows up more on camera than it does in person. Maybe I'm just not looking hard enough.

Anyway, it's time to poop, but I already know it's going to be a long shit because I felt it sitting in my butt for an hour before I finally sat down to shit and I still struggled that hard to push it out.

I was straining so long I thought to myself that I should try other angles to show off the arches of my size 40 feet, not that it was difficult to show off my tootsies, they were levitating at one point because the constipation is strong in this one.

Hydration therapy

I practiced a little hydration therapy today because a nice long pee feels amazing. I ingested about 5 cups of liquids, then played video games to distract myself until I knew it would he a good long piss.

Once I had waited long enough I paused my game to run to the bathroom because I was beginning to squirm. I denied myself just a little longer trying to be funny with my shirt. And as I watched it back in editing I realized how sexy my tits looked as I was pissing.

My brain was in another land because it felt so fucking good, I couldn't even begin to try figuring out how long it went on for because the sensation of peeing enveloped me entirely.

If every watersports clip could feel this fucking good, I'd film every single one.

Pink Panties and Peeing

It's a lazy day, so I'm wearing my pajamas and a flannel shirt to stay warm. I noticed that the toilet paper needed to be changed, so as badly as I needed to pee, I held out long enough to change the roll before sitting down to relieve myself.

I'm filming from my favourite angle today and wearing super cute pink panties, so I had to pull my pants down first, then slide my panties down my thick thighs. I love my round ass, and the sound as the urine hits the toilet bowl from behind the toilet.

Once I realized I was pissing for over 30 seconds, I stopped counting how long the stream went on for. I am mildly curious, though, so if you kept count, let me know how long it went on for.

Peekaboo Pee Time

I am freshly showered, and my feet are freshly scrubbed free of calluses so I wanted to show them off, but my pajama pants and panties fell down over them covering everything but my toes.

So it's a Peekaboo clip of my toes as I piss for more than thirty seconds. It's a pee clip so good that I forgot to throw the toilet paper in the garbage, so I had to flush the toilet.

Going for 60 seconds

My bed is too comfortable to willingly get out of, so I hydrate before laying down to give me no choice but to get up for the day. So my first pee of the day is always a long one.

When I'm sitting on the toilet I count in my brain to 20 to make sure it's a piss clip worth posting, but when I edit I listen to see what number to round down to, because I never count the follow up trickles when I'm counting how long I've pissed for.

I retain water like a camel to truly turn it into watersports. I take pride in my peeing and would rather have your pleasantly surprised than mildly disappointed.

Butthole breaking bowel boulders

I tried shitting two times before, but I was on the toilet, and nothing happened at all. So I was surprised this time when shit started to push its way out from between my butt cheeks so quickly.

I was even more surprised at how much it felt like my asshole was getting stretched out despite the plops being over so quickly. It's also unheard of for me not to piss even just a little bit before I shit, but this time, I did. the shit balls were so thick they stopped me from pissing first.

My bowels went from achy and bloated to feeling sort of hollow. It was so impressive that I had to take the time to show you before I flushed the toilet. It was like shitting out stress balls. If you're confused by that description, it's okay, so am I.

Belly, thighs, and deep sighs

Ignore my messy hair as I deny myself the ability to pee because I need to do some household chores first. The garbage is full, and I don't have the blue gloves in this bathroom, so I'm stuck improvising with a random bag someone left on the counter.

Watching my hands as I pull the garbage out, tie it up, and replace the bag turns me into a self-obsessed hand whore so after I wash my hands I rub my thick thighs as I take a 50+ second long piss.

I need to do a hand fetish clip again soon.

High Arches at Low Angles

I practically ran to the bathroom to piss this time. I am not sure if it was the desperation to pee itself or the excitement to show off my freshly scrubbed feet. I'm putting lotion on them tonight, I will be filming that too because I'm a money whore.

If it's yellow, let it mellow. There is no toilet flushing in this clip.

I think I clogged the toilet

My stomach ached, and my butt could feel the pointy end of a shit trying to push its way out of my asshole. I knew it wasn't going to require a lot of pushing, just holding on for dear life to whatever I can and low moaning my way through it.

You can even hear me say that I knew it was going to hurt before I sat down on the toilet. I lowered my leggings down my thick thighs, exposing my ass in the most beautiful blue panties. My hands then slide my panties down as I lower my ass to the toilet seat.

I brace myself on the counter & and hold the grab bar as I await the butt punishment to come. As I begin shitting my eyes begin to water off camera, snot and drool come pouring down, and all I can do is exist in the moment until it passes.

Once it's all over, I wipe for what feels like forever, just to end up clogging the toilet with a monster log. I make you watch flush down the toilet. Or at least, try to.

What my mirror sees

I like filming my piss clips with different angles, this time I tried to subtly make this pee clip a tit play clip by pretending that the camera wasn't there and playing with my boobies in the mirror. Isn't that clever? *falls off chair laughing*

Anyway, let me know what you think of the audio from this angle. I don't remember if my mic was pointed towards the toilet or away from it, or even know if it makes a difference in such a small washroom. Enjoy my peeing.. and my nipple play. And don't forget to tip.

okay.. yeah..

bye..

Belly and Beverages Pt 4

Gripping my crotch as I set up the camera, it was too good not to keep in the film. It shows the desperation behind this pee clip.

My ass looks amazing in these panties as you watch me slowly slide the camo leggings down my thick thighs. Maybe the camouflage was too good and you need to watch it again. The bright blue panties beneath are like a beacon of light between my soft round cheeks.

It's time to slide those down, too. It's pee time. I lower my ass down on the toilet seat and release the piss from my bladder, making the most heavenly musical sounds inside the toilet bowl.

Once I'm done peeing, I wipe and pull my panties and leggings back up. As I'm struggling to get my leggings back on, I think I hear a rip.. Be cool Ella, be cool.. you can check that out later. Just wash your hands and leave.

Belly and Beverages Pt 5

I am kind of loving this below the toilet angle! You can see what I am doing in the reflection of the toilet bowl! Also, my ass looks fantastic from that angle.

I was disappointed that the fart at 2:03 was so muffled by my panties and leggings, though. And that the toilet was in the way of my bending over to fart on camera. Oh well. Better luck next time.

Tummy, titties, and tinkling

I'm feeling sexy today, so you get a little bit of body worship before I sit down on the toilet to film this pee clip. I'm admiring myself off camera and fucking with how my tank top looks.

As soon as I sit my butt on the toilet, I pee for over 30 seconds. As the stream started, I felt so relieved that my hand began tremoring. While that was happening, I was transported into another dimension, where all that existed was the pleasure of a really good, piss.

The fact that my fat body looks that fucking sexy as I tease you & as I sit on the toilet pissing, is just a bonus.

Belly and Beverages Pt 1

Sometimes, hydration therapy includes testing your limits. You can literally see me, clip by clip, getting less and less enthusiastic about the amount of liquids I'm ingesting, but I know in the end it will make for a good clip (or two) So I play with my large soft belly and push through to the end of both of those beverages. Welcome to Part one of six.

Thunder Thighs, and yawns, and sighs

It's no small feat remembering to wear my glasses, I have multiple pairs and still often forget to, So I'm happy to show you that I infact do have glassed and I do wear them.. Sometimes.

Hot flashes had me in just a t-shirt and panties overnight, so my morning pee clip is half nakie as I yawn, stretch, and scratch my adorably soft belly.

I sit down, and the stream is too quiet for my liking, so I readjust my position so you can hear it clearly. 30 seconds of solid piss sounds followed up by a single, toilet bowl fart, make for a fantastic piss clip.. But then again, so does my ass in these panties!

Once I'm done washing my hands I put my broken Canada sweater on as a makeshift housecoat because I don't have one.. Hey! I have an idea! Buy me a housecoat! $50 should cover one! Oh! exciting! Yes! Buy me a housecoat!

Belly and Beverages Pt 2

Part of me thought I would get ambitious if I moved the camera closer, but it really didn't work. I guzzled that coffee so quickly that my stomach felt bloated.

It's okay, though, because soda is meant to be sipped and enjoyed. About halfway, though, the bottle of pop should be about a liter of liquids, so anything beyond that is a bonus.

Can you tell yet that I'm looking for any excuse to give myself a bonus? I'm also explaining the method I use for hydration clips to distract myself. Carbonated beverages make me burp, especially with the added pressure of a count down timer.

Rubbing my big soft belly, I make one last attempt to be engaged in the clip by showing you my armpits, which naturally have very little hair, and due to my disability I have even less now.

Anyway, I need a break from Part Two, quite literally. In Part 3, I'm standing and smoking because this hydration challenge has turned me into a heavy breathing, bloated belly, *insert whatever descriptor here*

I'll see you tomorrow for Part Three!

I almost didn't post this, but..

https://www.manyvids.com/Accepted-Categories/I'm not a fan of posting piss clips that are less than 20 seconds. This one being 17 seconds it was on the chopping block, but then I farted in the toilet, and that changed my mind.

Besides, the desperation, the high arches, the long toes? All make this clip worth it. And as an added bonus, I startled myself with a burp at the end.

Hidden Camera Clocked

I clocked the hidden camera the moment I walked toward the toilet as I was scratching my belly, but I was too tired to care.

It was a cool night so your morning toilet clip has me in sweatpants as I yawn and sit for what feels like an eternity. Sure the initial stream was only 20+ seconds, but the waiting for the follow up trickles after a constipated shit?

Belly and Beverages Pt 3

You can hear me regretting my life decisions I'm working on my scheduling as a distraction and the reason that I stay still so long and stare off until one direction is because I triple check everything before I even write it down.

The runny knows that I've realized that I have during editing, which is driving me absolutely crazy but jumping seconds to edit it out isn't worth it, so enjoy suffering alongside me sniff sniff.

Massing is hard when you bite off more than you can chew well that but with beverages. Isn't the life of a sex worker so fucking glamorous? Like every single aspect of it is right down to fidgeting with the lid.

I am so full and bloated after all of that that I don't think I can have any water, wait yes I'll have a little bit of water, just to rinse my mouth, OK bye. See you when the damn breaks in Part 5, I need to go recover from Part 4 now..

The housewife in me

As I walk into the bathroom, the toilet paper roll is once again empty with a fresh roll once again sitting on the counter right above where it's supposed to be placed.

With a deep sigh, I replace the toilet paper and throw out the empty toilet paper bag left on the floor before finally standing in front of the toilet to slide my sweatpants down my thighs and scratch my calf before sitting down to pee.

Then, for 30+ glorious seconds, my entire world was nothing but piss. The relief I felt as I peed was only made better by the toilet bowl fart that followed.

Once I was finished, I forgot all about the housecleaning I was so frustrated at and left the bathroom feeling much better.

Desperation and a Belly-cation

It's cool in the house again, so I arrive in the bathroom squirming and lean over the bathroom sink until I can regain my composure. Of course, what do I do the moment I get my composure back? Go sit on the toilet like a normal person? No, of course not. I play with my hair in the mirror.

I get to the toilet, and I can feel the morning stiffness, so as I slide my sweatpants down my thick thighs, I stretch before I sit my ass on the toilet, delaying the inevitable, for just a little longer.

I need more comfort than pissing alone can provide me, so I pull my sweater up over my large soft belly and lose myself in it's curves and rolls, totally losing count of how long I peed for.

It's two sweater cold

It's a silly chilly day outside, I'm talking ridiculously silly. I'm wearing two sweaters kind of cold outside. The heater, bless it, is trying, but bundling up is a better option.

I'm hanging up my second sweater because I miss having a towel on the rack. LOL! I make me laugh. Anyway, I was trying to do the whole sexy sliding the pants down the thighs thing, but between the sweatpants and the sweater, I'm not sure there's much to see, haha. But the pee is good. And the sweater on sweater action, is fucking adorable too.

Post Covid Catastrophe Part 2

You might have seen Part of my sweater in Post Covid Catastrophe Part 1, in the second part, you get to see the entire sweater, along with the leggings as I change the angle so you can watch me clean the outside of the toilet bowl.

Seeing myself in the clip as I stick my tongue out and shake my ass a little, I remind myself that I need to buy crop top sweaters. I think the money made off this clip will go to buying more crop tops.

I snap on my gloves so I can get to the hot girl shit done that is household chores. Housework is harder than I remember pre-covid. It's literally got me on my hands and knees, heavy breathing as I scrub a very dirty toilet.

Giantess downed by desperation

The pee clip starts with me gripping the wall in desperation as I will myself wait until I sit on the toilet. You're so tiny down there that I didn't even notice you despite facing you so directly.

How does it feel to be so small? So teeny tiny? So inconsequential to a Giantess that you go completely unnoticed as she pisses before you?

You can hear every musical note. You can adore that thick, meaty thigh, but you are so insignificant in size that you could never touch me. Your voice is so small, it could never reach my ears.

It's a good thing the money in your account can still reach me, otherwise you'd be totally useless.

Evening Peevacuation

I was in the garage smoking, so I put on a pair of slip-on shoes. Once I got inside from the cold I needed to pee, but it was also the end of a long day so I wanted to take some extra time to squeeze every last drop of piss out before heading to bed.

Relax and enjoy my sweaty feet as you listen to a stream that last over 30 seconds, watch as one shoe slides off my heel, then another, as I sigh with what seems like a never ending relief.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, sometimes sitting on the toilet for an extra long time before bed is a form of self-care. So is the lotion you hear me talking about putting on my face after I've finished peeing.

Should I? Do a bedtime routine clip?

A satisfying solid stream

I knew it was going to be a good pee, I didn't think it was going to be a holy fuck that was amazing kind of piss. Squirming right, as I walked into the bathroom, I decided not to wait too long before sitting down on the toilet.

I quickly slid my sweatpants down my thick thighs and sat my ass on the toilet seat, and felt near immediate relief as I pissed for a solid 50 seconds. By the time I was finally done peeing I was so satisfied I needed to go have a smoke afterwards.

Precarious Plopping

My belly is gurgling as I make my way to the toilet. I'm wondering if it means a bad poop now or a bad poop later, but either way, I'm sitting my ass on the toilet to take a shit right now, so..

I'm always afraid to count how long I pee for in a poop clip because it's usually under 20 seconds, so I didn't bother counting how long I peed for in this clip. If you do and it's under 20 seconds long, don't tell me. It'll hurt my feelings.

As I begin to push It feels like it's a big one again like my last shit clip. After some grunting and some plopping my stomach gurgle again. I'm definitely not done, done.. but I'm done for now.

So I clean up and turn around to look before I flush and it's big. I'm worried it's going to clog the toilet, again, big.. Watch with me as I flush.. and wish me luck..

Nauseously Needy

Have you ever needed to take a piss so badly that you actually felt nauseous? This was a first for me. I was so desperate to pee that I couldn't even properly set up the camera before sitting down. I was squirming too hard. The need to pee was just too urgent.

I'm not even sure how long I was peeing for, I didn't bother to count, I was too busy feeling a wave of nausea as my eyes watered. The belch at the end was iffy at best.

Last pee of the day

It's the end of a very long day of peeing for me. You can hear it in my silence that I'm just tired. I don't even have the energy to bitch about the garbage being full again.

I just want to have a peaceful piss before I go to bed. So I change the garbage, replace the bag, wash my hands, pee for over 30 seconds, wash my hands a second time, and take the garbage out with me as I wrap up it up before bedtime.

A pink sock piddle

I absolutely love these socks. They are pretty, and pink, adorable, comfortable, and worth the sock subscription I treat myself to monthly.

The pee itself was long too, but look at the socks! Aren't they incredible?

Piddle and a Poot

On a lazy and some what chilly day, I slid my slippers on for maximum warmth and my leggings for maximum comfort. Shuffling my way to the toilet, I sit down to give you a fantastic view of my slippers as I pee.

The urine begins to flow, and my brain begins to melt. I love stealing away for a pee when I'm supposed to be busy with something else. If anyone asks, I wasn't peeing just to get out of taking out the kitchen garbage.

Skip the sink

Skip the sink

For this clip, I needed to pee so badly that I couldn't make it back to the sink before I sat down. Desperation took over to the point where I set my camera down. I pulled my leggings down, and I immediately sat down.

If you take a close look at my ass during my nearly 40-second long pee, you'll notice goosebumps all over it. It's a chilly morning. Once I finished peeing, I threw the toilet paper in the garbage and went to wash my hands. The water warmed up quickly, so I took my time washing my hands before returning to the real world.

The pee pee dance

I think because I hydrate for my pee clips that my scale is completely off in regards to watersports. I thought for sure that this piss clip wasn't going to be long enough stream for me to want to post it.

As a general rule, I don't like posting videos if the stream is under 20 seconds long. Sometimes, I find myself thinking that it wasn't when it definitely was, and this was one of those times. I'm always pleasantly surprised when that happens.

The camera angle was off, but the sound was beautiful, so the fact that you can't see my face and my cute ass hairstyle as I sit on the toilet is really secondary for this clip.

Booty, butthole, and bouncing

I'm not happy with the audio of this clip, but it's a new angle in which you can see for yourself that I peed for nearly 30 seconds, plus I think this is the first time you get to see my butthole.

I really need to stop questioning the length of my piss clips as I'm recording them because every time I do, I'm wrong about them not being long enough.

Hello, down there

I see you, cute, tiny little thing only looking to adore a Goddess in her most comfortable state. I'm in a good mood so you get to stay as I relieve myself.

The trickle seems to go on forever, twenty seconds, thirty seconds, fourty seconds, then it finally begins to taper off.

As I wipe, flush, and wash my hands I'm totally ignoring you, but gracing you with one last look at my beautiful ass as I dry my hands & head to bed.

Good night

Desperate Housewife

Racing to the bathroom because the need to pee is so urgent, then I see it, a full garbage can. Nooooo, I can't take a piss knowing that, that is just sitting there, full & in need of changing.

So of course I change the garbage, tossing the full bag aside, and as I soon as I go to replace the garbage bag I have to pause for the full body shivers of desperation. Once that passes I finished opening the bag & replacing it to complete the household chore.

A quick wash of my hands and it's back to the toilet so I can finally begin peeing. I pull my leggings down, then my panties, and finally sit down to let the relief flow through me.

Boobs Belly and Bowels

It's been a long day and a long pee as the trickle last over sixty seconds in length. You get a wonderful audio, a wonderful view of my tits, and to bask in the knowledge that I know you are right in front of me, but I choose to ignore you.

Enjoy

A Desperate Valentine

It's Valentine's Day and my ass is bouncing like a ball because my need to pee is so fucking bad. You have to admit, my ass looks fantastic as I squirm though.

Sliding my leggings down my thick thighs, I lower my ass down onto the toilet and heaven is released as I take a 50+ second long piss. Happy Valentine's day pee sluts.

An assidental flushing

I'm not sure why when I hover, it takes so long for me to pee. Once again, I am squatting over the toilet as I pee to show you the stream of piss

as I'm peeing.

I'm not trying to win any medals for longest squat or anything, so once my thighs can't handle the length of time I'm pissing for, I sit my ass down on the toilet.

Once I finish what feels like a game of the ultimate watersports, I wipe and accidentally flush the toilet, knowing full well. "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down."

Oh well, better luck next time.

Squirminute Arch

I love sweaters, but every once in a while, I pick the wrong one. Today is one of those days as you can hear by the struggling and chanting as I tried to get the last buttons undone on my sweater before sitting down to pee.

Racing to the toilet, I begin peeing immediately and for over 60 seconds as my hands wrap around my highly arched feet and I moan in relief. Ignore my white toenail polish, it's chipped besides, my high arches are much more appealing to look at.

When a Giantess attacks

I'm recuperating and have no patience for the teeny, tiny, speck, who keeps sneaking into my bathroom to watch me as I'm peeing.

So I'm giving you one last show before I stomp you out of existence. Don't worry, I'll make it quick.

Without Wet Wipes

I forgot to add wet wipes to the grocery list so I had to take a shit without being able to clean my asshole properly afterwards. I was appalled to see the toilet paper between my cheeks upon editing, but it gave me the opportunity to let you imagine yourself cleaning it up with your tongue. You should buy me some wet wipes by tipping.. Last I checked wet wipes were.. umm.. $100.. Yeah..

Hot Mess Hideaway

I'm beginning to recover from a cold I had, and as a disabled person, it really wiped me out. But the family does not care, "we're suddenly useless now that you're on the mend, make decisions for us so we don't have to."

I couldn't handle it, so I ran away. Escaped into my safe haven with a towel to dry my hands with. I can not overstate how much I love having a towel to dry my hands with when after I have finished pissing and washing my hands.

After hanging the towel & my sweater, I pull my leggings down my thick thighs and gingerly sit my ass down on the toilet to release the musical stream of pee and forget the rest of the world with you.

We can get through this. We've made it halfway through the day already.. Let's finish this!

When I shudder uncontrollably

In my comfiest pj's, I rush to the bathroom because the urgency has taken over me. Of course, when I get to the bathroom, the garbage is once again overflowing. Like the good little housewife, I do some housework before allowing myself to finally pee.

As I begin replacing the garbage my hands seem to have a mind of their own because my brain can't seem to comprehend what they are doing as they seperate the new bag and get it put in the garbage can.

Once the task is complete, I can't stand up. My body is locked in place as the shivers takeover. All I feel is tingling, urgency, and helplessness. As I finally regain my faculties, I pull my pants down and sit as quick as I can to pee for what seems like forever.. But it is probably closer to like.. 40-45 seconds, I think.

As I finish peeing, I change the toilet paper roll, wash up, and take out the garbage. I'll see you tomorrow.. with a clean garbage can.

New Blue, New Poo

Between the new hair dye & the new tye dye, I'm feeling pretty fucking gorgeous.. The shirt was a gift and it's all of the perfect colours. I love it when people just get me.

I tried out a new hair dresser too for the first time, which was nerve-wracking, but exciting nonetheless. The hairdresser did a fantastic job, I love the way my hair turned out. The blue is perfect & my hair is so silky, I can't stop running my hands through it.

I have to for now though because I just finished my coffee and now I need to poop.

I get to the toilet and look at that ass! It looks fantastic in those joggers! I slide them down and fucking hell, my ass looks good in LA Senza.. I need to go get more.

I sit my cute ass on the toilet and piss for about 20 seconds, then take a long, soft, mousse like shit that takes forever to clean up. I miss wet wipes. Tip me to remind me to buy more.

Call me Princess Pee

It's hard not to feel like a princess when I'm in a brand new tye dye shirt, with brand new hair & a towel to dry my hands with on a beautiful spring day.

I get in the bathroom jogging in place because I need to pee so badly, but of course, self-obsessed me, the moment the feeling of urgency passes, I begin admiring myself in the mirror.

Right, I need to pee. But I know you're there, watching me. And I feel sexy. So before I sit down, I give you a show. Slowly, I bend over, pulling my pants down my thick thighs, revealing my black panties beneath them.

My soft belly looks delicious when I stand back up doesn't it? I want to bury my own face in my own large, soft belly.

Sliding my panties down, I sway my hips to give you a quick show before I settle down on the toilet seat and give you cleavage & clear audio for a 50+ second long piss. You're welcome.

Thighs, sighs, and a sixty second stream

I need to pee so badly that I am gripping the counter and rocking back and forth, breathing heavily as I sway, waiting for a break in the urgency so I can move to the toilet.

I get a break from the desperation that comes with having a long piss waiting in my bladder to be released.

I rush over to the toilet, pull my pants down, and sit as quickly as I can to relieve myself, and the pee starts peeing. Ten seconds, twenty seconds, I lean on the counter for support, for laziness, for waiting for over a minute while pissing. I really do know how to turn pee into watersports, huh? haha!

New Ink, New Pee

I've been super excited to show off my new tattoo, but with the 2nd skin on, there wasn't much to see, so I had to wait before I could show it off.

But it's time now! The adhesive is cleaned off and it's time to add some lotion to it!

But first it's time to empty the tank.. I'm yawning because as a housewife I take an N to the A to the P anytime I want and today called for one so I could make a spectacular piss clip when I got up.

I mean.. listen to that sound, watch that ass adjust, look at my new tattoo as I pee for over 40 seconds! A nice, long close-up of the tattoo because I turn the act of peeing into watersports.. like.. marathon pissing.

I wipe, flush, and wash my hands, then you get to watch as I lift up my skirt and add lotion to my ass to moisturize my shiny new tattoo. Can you tell I'm excited about my new tattoo? Maybe just a little?

My Ass is Supernatural

Okay so this is my second piss clip with my new tattoo. Being the money motivated whore I am, now that I've gotten tips on one site, a new subscriber on another, and cashed out on a third, it's safe to say I'm motivated 🤣

Also I'm fucking cute in this clip because looked at how excited I am to show you my tattoo! Sticking out my tongue, the little butt wiggle, you even get a peek at my stream of piss as I readjust on the toilet seat to make sure you can see my tattoo as I'm peeing.

I stopped counting after 30 seconds, could you be a love & tell me how long I pissed for? Thanks

A rewarding piss

Before I filmed this piss clip I changed into the cutest mismatch pink socks you've ever seen. The light pink matches the pink on my panties so I had to shamelessly tug at them as I slid them down my legs to make sure you noticed.

The dark pink shirt matches the darker pink on the socks so I'm a hot pink mess today and I kinda love that for me.

And because a wardrobe change before peeing wasn't enough denial for me.. I changed the garbage before finally pissing for I think.. 40 seconds? Let me know if it was longer, I tend to stop counting after 20 seconds.

Nerd boobs and pee

Sliding off my sweater and gently placing it on the floor so as not to break the bauble, I have replaced the zipper with. I walk over to the toilet for a very boob-centric piss.

I pull my leggings down, and you get a flash of braless cleavage as I do so, then again, as I pull down my light pink panties. I tug at my pink shirt to give you more boobs as I lean forward so you see down my shirt for the 40+ second long pee.

Wiping away what remnants there are with toilet paper, I toss the toilet paper in the toilet bowl and go to slide my panties up... wait.. was that.. tissue.. falling out of my panties? Is that how I get Klingons? Erm.. cling-ons?

I'm not saying husband's ruin everything but..

This is exactly why I usually film overnight. I'm sure he's not doing it on purpose, but the man has a knack for coughing, sneezing or laughing in the background when I try to film during the day.

As soon as I heard him, I forgot what to say next, but the piss was too good not to post. Anyway.. tip to buy me a weekend house. One where I can film undisturbed.

When I'm feeling sexy

When I'm feeling sexy it makes for a fantastic piss clip. When I curl my hair, I feel sexy. The blue waves, bouncing as I swing my hair back & forth, the way it hugs my face, the way it bounces to the full body shivers I get as the pee comes to it's conclusion.

How to I just keep getting sexier with age?

Distracted by dancing

I'm in love with my curls & I have a song stuck in my head that I can't sing on camera so I'm tapping my thighs to the beat instead.

Good on you for getting the camera past me in such an obvious place. I was distracted.

I don't see anything, do you?

That's the question I ask you after wiping away a soft wet shit that slid out of my ass effortlessly. I have wet wipes now, but I forgot them on the kitchen counter when I ran upstairs to use the bathroom.

To be fair the reason the shit came out so readily is because I was holding it in for a bit. I was putting the groceries in the trunk of the car when I felt the need to poop, I didn't want to go back into the grocery store *just* to take a dump so I clenched my cheeks and waited.

Once I was done bringing the groceries inside the house I ran to the bathroom to poo without unpacking the wet wipes. I feel like somehow.. looking back on how long I was wiping.. Next time.. I'll clench a little longer & grab the wipes.

Tattoo obsessed

I am a blue wave with my curly hair, my tye dye shirt and my blue-green pants on.. I wiggle like one too when I toss my hair back and forth💙

I sit down on the toilet and begin to pee. I look behind me to find that my new tattoo isn't in frame! So I adjust my booty to show it off as I'm pissing.

Now that I've seen it.. My self-obsession begins to grow.. I gently place my hand on it, caressing it lightly. It's no longer itchy, but because it's still healing it has a different texture which is soothing to play with.

Slowly, in circles, I rub and caress my ass.. giddy in the knowledge that the first of my sleeve has begun🥰 I pause because I'm lost thought about what my next tattoo is going to be..

A plaid poop

Desperation is the word of the day as I bend over the counter, panting, squirming, & clenching as hard as I can. I'm so close to relief. It's 2 steps away. I just need to..

Aren't my plaid leggings adorable with the yellow shirt? There isn't a whole lot of yellow in the leggings, so I feel like it matches, but the shirt gets a starring role in my outfit.

Right! Potty time! I slide my leggings & panties down my thick thighs and finally sit down on the toilet to relieve myself.. 30 seconds of pure, unadulterated joy.. And just when I think the bathroom trip couldn't get any better...

Tremors

It's a slow quiet day of recovery after the recent rain. In my comfiest pj's pants I sit on the toilet. As I begin peeing my hand begins to tremor..

I personally find it pleasing to the eye, but I haven't always had that shake in my hand. It's actually a visible sign of my disability.

The back and forth of it doesn't hurt in the moment, but it does get a little warm after it stops.

My profile does clearly state that I'm disabled, but because it's such an invisible illness, I often forget to talk about it's visible symptoms.

If that was too deep for a paywall post.. erm..

Rewatch the clip and pretend I said something hilarious and sexy and let me know if I peed for longer than 30 seconds or not..

We've been caught

Full body shivers take over me as I unzip my sweater and slide it down my arms. I hang the sweater on the towel rack to keep it off the floor and suddenly I find myself pressed against the wall, holding on with everything I have in me.

I need to pee. I can make it to the toilet. Today will not be the day I piss myself.

The feeling passes and as I begin peeing I'm lost, transported into another world where nothing and no one matters, just how I'm feeling, just what I'm hearing, just the shivers running though my body.

It was almost perfect until..

Self-conscious and squirming

As I slid my leggings off my ass and down, I could feel my panties sag, and it made me feel self-conscious, and I hesitated to post it for a second.

Then I realized, self-conscious about what? The chance to go shopping for new panties because I lost weight?

Besides, I squirm with desperation & piss for more than.. I don't know, I stopped counting after 30 seconds. And all of that makes for a fantastic piss clip.

Take care of yourself, Precious

I'm feeling maternal, which is unusual for me, I also hate nicknames, so calling you Precious was out of my comfort zone. Not enough that I won't post this piss clip, I'm a money whore and understand the value of a one of a kind clip. If you ever want to hear me, say it you're going to have to buy this pee clip, because it's the first, last, & only time I'll be saying it.

Darling in Denim

Starting off with a song, I'm going to serenade you because singing narration is part of my everyday life. These denim shorts are too big for me now so I can slide them down my hips without even undoing them.

I chose not to wear panties underneath them because sometimes you just need to let your vajeen breathe.. And when a wind blows up my shorts.. well..

Right, I'm talking about a piss clip, not my hairy bush on the breeze. You can see my body visibly relaxing as my flip flops slowly lower to the floor and as I finish my 40+ long sending piss, my thick thighs begin to tremble and I let out the tiniest toilet fart you've ever heard..

Did I miss a spot?

Did I miss a spot? I feel like after 41 years on this earth, I should know how to wipe by now, but my jaw dropped when I saw droplets on my bum when I stood up!

I knew I was having a hard time getting the piss to land in the water so it would make audible sounds, but I didn't realize I'd shifted so much I peed on my own ass.

Almost Caught

The Giantess has returned, and you are lucky enough to sneak up on her unawares. As she hangs her sweater on the towel rack and turns around to sit on the toilet, you could have sworn for a second that you'd been spotted.

Your heart pounds in fear and excitement. Did she see you? Is she toying with you? When she finishes pissing will you be confronted or not? Then you forget all about that as you hear her beginning to urinate.. Her hand clasps the counter as her nerves begin to tingle at the release..

The tension begins to wane as her hand visibly relaxes. Once she's done, she washes her hands, stretches, yawns, and talks to herself as she leaves the bathroom. She leaves you alone in the dark and satisfied.

A camouflaged camera

I was in my own little world when I went into the bathroom to pee this time & didn't notice the, now, very obvious hidden camera behind the towel.

So this is me, unaware. Pissing without an audience.. peeing for nobody but myself.. And you sneaky little thing you got the drop on me. Good job!

Do my tits show that much everytime I wear this shirt? Have I rocked side to side for you before? I didn't count how long I pissed for.. like at all this time.. Let me know?

My husband is listening at the door

"My husband is listening at the door" I whisper to you just before I flush because I know if I open the door to leave as if the camera wasn't there, he'd be in the background.

Little horn dog he is.. he knows better than to be at the door when I'm filming, but sometimes he just can't help himself.

Invasion of the Fluffy Bum

I call my pets fluffy bum, and it looks like they got me back today. I had absolutely no idea that I picked up a line of hair when I sat on the carpeted stairs before peeing. I had an amazing description all thought up about changing the toilet paper, desperation, and 2 tiny farts.. butt now all I can think of is a line of fur on my bum..

Saliva and a Sundress

It's sundress season, and this is my first new sundress of the season. Do you love it? I do. It's super comfy & I love sunflowers. Plus, with my pink track jacket, I'm a walking Pan Pride flag, and as a bonus beacon, I have some rainbow Cobain's for the Femme's out there.

Anyway.. Enjoy the piss clip.. and tell me you love my dress!

Clowning on the Camera

Clowning on the Camera. Why? Because I can. I start off admiring myself in the mirror because my outfit is fucking cute with the leggings and Venom with his Spidy-pop.

Then when it's time to pee, guess who I see!? That's right you! So guess who I'm talking to? Well..

Sideboob and squirming

Haha! Once again, my husband isn't as slick as he thinks he is, I totally heard him shuffling outside the door, I even caught him standing at the top of the stairs when I left the bathroom.

I think he heard me when I pressed my hand against the mirror in desperation as the urgent need to piss took over my body. He loves to listen to me moaning, and I don't blame him, I just worry that he's going to end up on camera.

He's mine. I refuse to share him. So I need a weekend house to get away to where I can masturbate & hydrate without a horny little dude trying to get as close as he can without being on camera.

Dirty Panties & Soles, Oh my!

It took me editing this clip to figure out why I was so tired. I had just cum like.. multiple times.. so of course I was yawning repeatedly.

Anyway, as I'm pissing for 30+ seconds, you can see just a hint of my dirty feet. I was walking barefoot in the garden & the fresh air gave me a case of the horny.. Hence the cum on my panties, dirt on my feet.

As I finish pissing, or so I think, I wipe my butt? Apparently, I needed to freshen the cheeks. Did anyone else notice how much I was wiping? A lot of that could be saved if I only had a live-in tongue to clean up after me. Imagine follow-up dribble shots? Yum! Describe what they'd taste like!

A coffeeless morning poop

I woke up with a different kind of urgency for once. I didn't need to pee so much as I needed to take a stealthy shit. There was literally no pushing involved, just a short squirt of piss followed by a silent dump. Not even the courtesy of a plop as it landed in the water.

Part of me wasn't even sure if I had shit because it came out so easily.. that's why I showed the toilet paper to the camera to prove to both of us that I'd actually done it. When I turned around to look in the bowl, I saw the reason there was no plop. It was huge, like, "it might clog the toilet" huge. Which is why I celebrated when it flushed clean.

If you don't like the sound of a nose blowing, I'd stop this shit clip after the clean flush, also those weren't farts, I queefed.. and if you heard me laughing, it's because queefs are funny, haha!

The Squirm and Shuffle

Another day, another empty TP roll. Why is it when I put the camera on the floor, the tp is always out? It might be my hand fetish. I might just feel the need to show off my long fingers.

It might also be because I love the way I look squirming from this angle as I deny myself. A little denial makes the piss feel so much better when I finally start peeing.

If you've ever wanted me to fart on you, this is the clip to watch.

Can you see my headlights?

Can you see my headlights? Can you really? What a ridiculous thing to say to me. I don't wear a bra, so of course you're going to see my nipples under my shirts.. Does it have to be mentioned every single time?

Nothing irritates me more than a Vanilla person treating me like a sex worker, but not paying me like one. That's what I love about a clip store. You know if you want to see boobies to pay for it.. and that if you're lucky enough to see nipples through my shirt to just shut up and appreciate the gift🤣

A very tummy tinkle

I tried to motivate myself to work, but with the fires surrounding my area the smoke has had me feeling really low energy. We just got some air filters for inside the house, which is the only reason you're watching this right now.

I think my air filters deserve to be reimbursed for that reason alone. They were $650 after tax. I had to travel out of town just to get them so round it to $700.

Emptying the tank

Emptying the tank. I'm happy to report that recovery is going well thanks to the air filtration system, and I'm back to filming. Looking back as I edit this clip? I see how messy my bathroom is and now have this urgent need to clean it.

But let's forget about that for a moment and focus on how beautiful and along this stream of piss is. I didn't count, but I did know that it would be a good clip, strictly because I was emptying the tank before my next hydration session. And of course, I wouldn't be me if "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down." didn't come out of my mouth at least once. (What happens next shouldn't surprise you either)

I think my butt is going to explode

I drank 3 cups of coffee while playing mobile games forgetting that I hadn't had my coffee poop yet, then when my cheeks started to rumble I went upstairs to use the bathroom to find my husband was already in the bathroom. Fantastic, so now I have to smell his shit while I'm repainting the toilet bowl with my own..

Why did I decide to film this one? Oh yeah.. I'm a money whore.. I better be getting nice a nice fat tip from you for the emotional damage for this one..

Questions that need answering

The air filter is loud, so I'm tucking my sweater across the bottom of the doorway to see if it mutes it at all. I will know this one the video is edited. Of course, delaying when there is an urgent need to pee makes for some mandatory squirming in desperation before finally getting to sit down on the toilet to relieve myself. (Aren't my flip flops cute?)

Pissing was no easy feat, I readjusted for 10 seconds, trying to just make it audible for you, and since my back is facing the camera, I can't tell what you can and can not see. I'll figure it out once the video is edited.

Neglected feet and oily skin make for a desperate need for a spa day. I should figure out how much one costs around here and make you pay for it for me. I deserve a spa day. I'll look it up after I edit this watersports clip.

FYI, post clip edit: The sweater didn't make enough of a difference to do again, you couldn't see the stream nor my tattoo, but the sound was good, and a Spa day is $650

The follow-up dribble

Slapping my belly and doing the pee pee dance, but as I'm editing this clip, all I can think is. "Does my ass always look that good in those pants?" Or is it all the cardio I do when I put off peeing that's toning it?

Softly moaning and sighing in relief as I piss for more than 40 seconds, it's time to empty my bladder out before the next hydration therapy so as I finish the main stream I finish with a soothing thigh scratch and settle in for the follow up dribbles.

Even though I did extra wiping for a secondary follow-up dribble, I didn't anticipate I remembered not to put the toilet paper in the bowl & I didn't flush! Yay me for remembering! Also.. my ass as I'm stress picking my face? It's a good ass day..

Why I love wet wipes

Closing the door before starting the clip is normal. Turning the camera off as part of the clip is becoming the new normal as the air filtration system continues to be noisy and close to the bathroom door. I love that for me because it means external noise is being drowned out better now.

Trying to quickly hang my sweater before I shit myself was a whole other experience, though. I'm actually surprised I wasn't shitting while I was taking my 20-second long piss with how precarious my situation was as I made my way to the toilet.

As I'm wiping away what I thought was going to be a disastrous mess turned out to be pretty neat & tidy thanks to my wet wipes, and the money whore in me wants to capitalize on said wet wipes.. but like.. I don't know anything about that market.. I just know that I love how much easier wet wipes make cleaning my butt crack.

2 burps, 1 fart

2 burps, 1 fart.. If you don't understand that reference.. we can't be friends.. It's the law. I had to go out into the real world today, and I don't like it. So I dressed head to toe in Black & even wore a Black face mask because, as a disabled person, I still need to protect myself from the general public.

It's another beautiful butt day, so I had to angle the camera just right so you could see my bum & my tattoo.. I tried to fart for the camera, butt my angle was off, and I knew it as soon as I spread my cheeks. Anyway.. enjoy the 30 seconds of peeing!

My 1st Public Bathroom Piss

My first public bathroom piss and wow, was it nerve wracking. I was in a medical facility and was the 1st appointment, which is the only reason I trusted a public bathroom enough to use it in the first place.

I grabbed the disabld stall because I'm disabld and because it was the corner where my camera wouldn't be spotted the moment someone walked in.

I talked to myself the entire time as an added buffer because no one makes eye contact with a person who talks to themselves in public.. right?

Giantess Gossip

I saw a mosquito, and now all I can do is scratch. I know I didn't get bit by it, I literally saw it and came in from the outside world because yuck. It's much warmer outside than it is inside a house with central air, so when I got to the bathroom, I felt a sense of urgency as shivers ran over my body.

That's when I decided to include you in my conversation with myself. I mean, I'll already entertain myself, so I might as well include you in it since you're staring at me anyway, right? Besides, I'm in a stompy mood, and you're looking mighty stompable, which is also highly entertaining for me.

Also, once that is done, I'm expecting my inheritance.. You have put me in your will by now.. right?

Serene shit

It's a beautiful quiet clip with a nice long piss and the follow up pushing as I shit into the toilet. Once I'm done pooping I grab my beloved wet wipes and begin wiping my ass.. and of course the money whore in me starts brainstorming ways to monetize on it further.. but we all know the lazy ass in me won't put in that much effort.. after all I can't even be bothered to change out of my pajamas.

Dirty digits and garden visits

I spent some time in the garden today. And it was so beautiful that I didn't want to come in. It wasn't until I was desperate to pee when I finally walked away from the garden.

Sitting on the toilet.. counting in my head.. once I reached 20 seconds, I knew it's gonna be a good long piss, so I stopped counting and began to play with my arches. That's when I noticed how dirty my feet were, from having been out in the garden. So, of course, I had to get you to lick my feet clean.

Being out in the garden also meant that I had some coochie sweat, so with my wet wipes fully stocked, I decided to give myself a wet wipe before getting up off the toilet, because nobody likes a musty muffin.. Or do they?

Panic as the piss goes

If I had my own band it would be "Panic as the piss goes" because I'm so fucking dramatic when I need to pee😂

It's not my fault thos time though, I was sabatoged before I even entered the bathroom! One last tp roll in the whole room and it was propping my camera up😂🤦🏽‍♀️

I finished all of social media postings for August and filmed this as a reward..

Wait.. did that large wad of toilet paper stay after I finished pissing? It's a good God damned thing I showered almost immediately after this😳😳

Wait.. I could have sold that.. fuck.. money down the literal drain..

Why is the toilet paper always empty

Why is the toilet paper always empty. It seems like every time I use the bathroom, the toilet roll needs to be changed first.

With all the scheduling I've been doing lately my brain is mush, so enjoy the 40 seconds of pee & I'll see you tomorrow.

A traumatizing shit

Because of my surgery, I spent a lot of time eating all the foods I love and knew I couldn't eat once my full mouth extraction was done. Tonight's meal was a mistake.. You can thank Pizza Pizza, deep-fried pickles, chicken wings, & garlic bread with a side of ripple chips for this runny, squirty shit.

A stretch and a stream

It's been a wonderful, Lazy Day so far, and after stretching, yawning, and peeing, it's going to get even better. But before that can happen, it's time to sit down on the toilet and relieve myself. As I slide my booty shorts and underwear down around my ankles. I wrap my forearms around my calves and let out a grunt as I stretch my legs.

Standing back upright. I do one more stretch before I sit myself down. I'm shuffling around on the seat to get the best audio possible because I know it's gonna be a good one, at least over thirty seconds long. I'm not even concerned about the length. I'm just looking forward to crawling into my bed afterward.

If you kept track of how long I pissed for let me know in the comments.

Delayed til desperation

Delayed til desperation. That's the theme of today's piss clip. Come with me as I literally narrate every moment until I sit down on the toilet to relieve myself.

Watch as I distract myself, or try to at least, by tidying the bathroom until I'm so desperate to pee that I quite literally rip my pants to do it.

The 40+ second stream is more than I could have hoped for, I'm quite proud of it. Dizzy over it even.

Because I'm speaking directly to you as I use the bathroom, the clip also doesn't end when I leave the bathroom. How does it end you ask? I guess you'll just have to watch to find out.

Sweet anonymous agony

In setting up the camera, a flash of urgency overcame me. All the cursing and swearing couldn't help me fix the fucking camera. It's a good thing to, because after my last clip, I was a mess anyway. I mean.. look at the rip in my pajama pants as I'm playing with my waist bands while sitting on the toilet.

I definitely need to buy new clothes soon. Maybe if you put money towards it, I'll even give you a peek as I try on clothes. That all depends on how happy your tip makes me, though. But let's not think about those things as I'm pissing for 30+ seconds. Let's think about the musical sounds, the tremors of relief, and anonymous porn.

Pre-op plop

Going in for a full mouth extraction means that my diet is going to need to change completely once they operation is done. Knowing that, I've decided to take advantage of the last days of having teeth by eating anything and everything I am craving.

Eating whatever I want whenever I want has caused my IBS to kick in. This shit came out quick and soft, so I wound up spending more time wiping my ass than I did shitting.

The size of the shit itself was unremarkable, but the smell. Oh, God, the smell. You know that eye watering sensation you get when you walk into an airplane bathroom after some poor sap ate the clam chowder?

I feel sorry for whoever used the bathroom after I did. Unless it was you.

Clip Interrupted

Urgency starts this clip off as I stand just inches away from the toilet, unable to do anything beyond holding my crotch and bouncing until the need fades a little. I look to my side, and once again, the toilet roll is empty. I thought I'd just changed it last clip! Didn't I?

Whatever, changing the toilet paper in this moment was a blessing. I needed something to distract me long enough to finally be able to sit on the toilet anyway. By the time that's finished, the desperation has passed, so I shuffle my ass towards the toilet seat and prepare myself for what's surely to be at least a 40-second piss. (correct me in the comments if I'm wrong)

Just as I start to wash my hands, I hear a shuffling outside the door & I knew at that moment that our time was about to be cut short, so I make the hand washing quick and let you know you can't watch me walk away this time. Sad? Yeah, but you do get to look down my shirt & have me speak directly to you, so I think that makes up for it.

Finger digging good

This feels like such a quick clip, so I can't quiet wrap my head around how I was pissing for 40+ seconds of it. Only pausing for a brief moment before sitting down on the toilet was definitely part of it.

It's understandable why I sat so fast, though I needed to pee so badly I was digging my fingers into my knees from the overwhelming sensation.

Being as I have a hand fetish, for my own hands in particular, watching it back while I was editing was fucking sexy. The relaxing of the fingers as the relief came, the nails going from white back to pink as the stream was coming to an end.

Speaking of the end, that burp actually caught me by surprise. I knew I was going to burp, I just didn't expect it to be quite so loud. You're welcome I guess. Enjoy the clip.

I peed on the seat

My desperation was a little too much for me this bathroom trip. You can see in the reflection of the toilet bowl how hard I'm bouncing to keep in the urine, I even dropped something as I did it in my frantic need.

My grey floral lounge pants clinging to my thick thighs and soft ass as I shuffle my way to the toilet, I clench for a brief moment before sliding my pants down and I thought I felt some try to escape as I sat down so I tried to sit quickly to avoid an accident.

As I finish my 30+ second long piss, I pause. I rest my torso on my thighs and dangle until I'm back on earth. And as I'm slowly coming to, I readjust my seat to another. "What was that?" moment that quickly passes as I wipe my pussy, and is long forgotten as I wipe the tears streaming down my face.

Until I stand up and pull my pants back on & turn around to flush. The seat is wet, and so was my thigh. For fuck sakes.

Anonymity and Serenity

It's a hot day today, even with a t-shirt and Capri leggings. I can feel my everything sweating, I think I even saw my thighs peeling apart as I sat down on the toilet. No talk today, just the calm, steady stream of piss and a flash of my pussy as I sit down then stand back up.

Maybe once it cools down I'll start flashing my pussy as I pee again. Maybe if you send a tip, I'll flash it sooner.

Holey pink pissy panties, Batman

Okay, okay, the Batman part is false advertising. But the pee and the hole in the underwear are both fact. It finally happened. I waited so long, I peed myself a little.

The hole is because I have Vagina Dentada.. either that or a desperate need to go shopping for new panties. Either way, you should tip me, just to be safe.

I have no idea how long I peed for. The only thing I could think of when I was editing was a panty shopping spree. With October cumming right around the corner I want spooky new Halloween undies to show off.

Pre-op planning and peeing

Planning for my upcoming surgery, I ask myself what I should do with my fingernails because I'm not sure how a full mouth extraction is going to affect me. Also, because I'm perimenopausal I'm not sure if my cycle is going to start during the recovery process & long nails don't go up anywhere, because fucking ouch, but nails seem to take forever to grow when you want them to, so I'm stuck.

Anyway, back to the clip. In the middle of planning the sense of urgency overcame me, I immediately lean against the counter and begin bouncing to try and calm the feeling down. It doesn't seem to be working as well as I'd hoped it would so I back my ass up to the toilet as quickly as I can and sit down to pee so fast I don't even have time to pull my pants down properly.

By the time I finish, I've decided that I will cut my nails after I shower. I wash my hands and leave the bathroom to grab my towel, my pj's, and my nail clippers. Hopefully, they don't grow too long before recovery.

Post-op Plop

Being on a soft food diet has been making shitting increasingly difficult. Pair the soft food diet with antibiotics to fuck up my stomach and recovery was a bitch.

Today, though, is the day worth celebrating. Today, I took my first solid shit since the surgery. I was ready to give up waiting on a solid poop. I fully expected this to be another liquity hellscape.

But as you can see, by the surprise and pushing on my face. We got a solid poop and I am happier than I've been in a while. I look forward to celebrating more poops in the future.

Coughing, spitting, and toilet sitting

I spent the day pulling stills, writing blurbs, and scheduling posts. It wasn't until the end of the day that I realized I still needed to film piss clips on top of the Halloween porn I'm editing for Spooktober.

As it turns out, that was a good thing, though, since this pee was so urgent that it gives a different than usual sound as it's being released. The watersports theme song is evolving! It even included a trumpet solo!

Now that I'm finished making music jokes I'm going to stretch, yawn, and head to bed now. Okay, g'nite!

Hubby coughs on cue

He's coughing on cue. My husband knows he's not allowed on camera, but that doesn't stop him from trying to play a role in my clips. Today's roll was to cough from the hallway to let me know he was listening.

I mean, I don't blame him. My pissing is fantastic, long, soft, melodic streams of piss from my toilet bowl to your ears. It's okay that he gets a little jealous, but that's all the more reason that I need a weekend house.

He's been getting more bold with his background noises, I'm worried that he's going to "accidentally" walk in while I'm peeing and make me have to scrap an entire clip. I need a space of solitude.

A double flush duece

Transitioning from a soft food diet back to solid foods has been an experience. I feel like I no longer have the ability to hold it in now when it's a solid poop.

This one felt prickly coming out, too, despite it being on the softer side, probably because of a hemorrhoid I have developed, that I'm hoping you can't see, which made shitting this one out a feat of strength.

And because I'm pooping with my asshole facing the camera when it plopped, it landed in the toilet bowl sideways, meaning that flushing was going to be a challenge with this low flow toilet.

Someone peed on the seat

Someone peed on the toilet seat. Having to clean the toilet and close the wet wipes before peeing was not what I had in mind when I walked into the bathroom, but I guess as a housewife, that's my lot in life.

No matter the piss was fantastic, it literally had my body trembling as my bladder began to empty. Enveloped in full body tingles and relief as a stream of urine left musical notes in the air.

Nothing feels quite so good as the first piss of the day.

Shake, shiver and sigh

Slack jawed shivers take over my body as I bounce and shake my way to the toilet this trip, and my ass looks fantastic while doing it. Sorry, got caught up during editing while my hands gripped the counter and my ass bounced its way in and out of frame.. it's..

I literally forgot what I was going to say, all I can think of is my ass in these pants. Enjoy the clip.

Goosebumps and groaning

Groaning and bouncing make for a great view, doesn't it? Needing to pee so badly that I'm grabbing my crotch, crossing my legs, and squirming means the piss will feel magical.

But the housewife in me saw that the wet wipes needed to be replaced and did that before sitting on the toilet, adding to my already urgent need. When I finally sit down, I get goosebumps all over my body, which you can clearly see covering my ass as I piss for 10, 20, 30 seconds.. and more.

Once I finished pissing I was so drained that I had to think about the if it's yellow, let it mellow rule, and still nearly flush the toilet. Luckily, as my brain was finally returning to earth, I stopped myself, washed my hands, and let it mellow.

Record breaking watersports

Did I just beat my own record? Going for 60 seconds was my previous record, I'm actually not sure if I pissed even longer in this clip or not. by the time I reached 60 seconds of peeing, I got all excited and forgot to keep counting.

Just call me the Watersports Goddess! Because a stream like that, deserves nothing less than worship🥰

Tired and Tinkling

Tired and tinkling should be my personal motto

It's another morning clip where I'm yawning myself into literal tears as I empty what little piss I have in the morning. It was a restless night so my bladder wasn't particularly full this morning. (This is the part where you praise me in the comments calling me the Watersports Goddess & make me feel better about 20 seconds of pissing)

A Giantess twice surprised

I've just had my pot of coffee, and now it's time to break the dam. Climbing my tower to get to the throne is a feat of strength when I needed to shit as badly as I do. It feels like a big one, like I might be here a while.

I pull my leggings down around my ankles and sit on the toilet, and start pissing.. 20 seconds of absolute heaven as relief engulfs my entire being. Then begins the pushing and straining, and what feels like forever and a day of trying to shit.

I begin to wipe, and it's that tarry shit that seems like no matter how much you wipe, more is still there. Once I finally see the light at the end of the tunnel, I do a celebratory wipe & toss the toilet paper into the toilet.

I stand up and see you! You are so tiny, I didn't even see you when I first came into the bathroom! Then I look into the bowl with a look of surprised disappointment, and with that, I flushed.

Too desperate to delay

Too desperate to delay this one, I am fully hydrated, and the need to piss is so urgent that I can't even set up the camera before I go. The start of the pee clip has you staring at my ceiling because of the sheer desperation.

I started filming smoke clips again and got caught up coughing on smoke when the sensation hit, hence the desperation & delay picking up the camera as I was peeing. I really do put the sports in watersports, don't I?

Peeing in the dark

Pissing in the dark is something that I don't normally film, but I was going to grab a bowl of cereal afterwards anyway because I woke up hungry.

If you're wondering if I'm staring at the camera in the dark as I piss for about a minute.. the answer is yes. I didn't think it would pick up on anything but sound pointed at me with the light off to the side in the dark.

I kinda like the silhouette of it all

Dripping wet thighs

For Thirsty Thursday, you get to watch. It's a beautiful disaster as I try to adjust my labia so you can hear the stream of piss better. Drippings on my thighs forming a silhouette, a drop flying off my hand as I realize what I'd done in trying to adjust. a barely visible stream as I hover above a pissy toilet seat. And urine dripping out of my hairy bush as I reach for the toilet paper.

Tell me the truth.. how turned on are you right now?

A Giantess twice surprised (watersports edition)

See the surprised Giantess without the plop. Why? Because I'm a money whore and I edited this version to go on my other sites. Enjoy it again with a new script too:

I've just had my pot of coffee, and now it's time to break the dam. Climbing my tower to get to the throne is a feat of strength when I needed to pee as badly as I do. It feels like a big one, like I might be here a while.

I pull my leggings down around my ankles and sit on the toilet, and start pissing.. 20 seconds of absolute heaven as relief engulfs my entire being. I begin to wipe & toss the toilet paper into the toilet.

I stand up and see you! You are so tiny, I didn't even see you when I first came into the bathroom! Then I look into the bowl with a look of surprised disappointment, and with that, I flush.

Confusion and crap

Staring at the garbage can, wondering whether I should change it before I sit down on the toilet or not. I stare at it so long I forget why I'm staring at it, and I know brain fog has set in, so I choose to forego changing the garbage this time.

I sit down for a nice light piss, but the star of the show is the never-ending stream of soft poop I'm pushing out. Each time I hear a plop, I think to myself, "One more push, just in case," and even more shit comes out. Much more than my stomach is telling me is inside me.

When it was finally done, I grabbed tissue paper out of habit & realized I was dry wiping a wet shit. I grabbed wet wipes and continued to clean up afterward with one last wipe to the front because I like to keep things clean.

I turn around and look into the bowl to see that it coiled in the toilet in, melting it into place further with each additional push. Worried that it was too stuck to move, or too large to fit down the toilet as it flushed was a real concern.

I wanted to show you, but my toilet is dirty, I need to clean it before I start filming the inside of it again. Maybe next time.

Like you weren't even there

Like you weren't even there. So tiny and quiet, I didn't even notice you as was towering over you, changing the toilet paper. If I'd have changed the garbage bag, I'd have crushed you with it without even noticing. Congrats on escaping with your life.

Sliding my leggings down my tree trunk legs, I lower myself down onto the seat to let the pissing commence.. 5 seconds.. 10 seconds.. 20 seconds.. longer.. ending it off with a fart so hard I swear it rumbled the toilet seat..

Did you feel it?

Pulling an all dayer

I need a nap. Trying to pull all dayers so I can sleep through the night is tough. I can not stop yawning. The more I try to, the more I yawn. I'm thinking of throwing out my recliner since it's so badly damaged, but it's my favorite place to take a nap.

I think what I need is one of those silk swings that I can relax in without falling asleep. Cradle myself in while I do editing, use it for exercise that I may or may not film, I think that's be good for my mental & physical health. I think that's my next goal.

You suck at hiding

You suck at hiding. I clocked you the moment I looked behind my toilet, you little imp! You're standing on top of my plunger, you little creep! Plungers are so dirty, just like you, you little perv.

You're lucky I need to pee badly enough not to pick you up & toss you in the toilet first. You'd probably like that too, though, because you're my kind of pervy. Haha!

Enjoy the melodious sounds, & I'll see you here, this time tomorrow

Hand tremors and headphones

Hand tremors and headphones. Listening to music while cleaning is a great way to lose yourself in your work, but trying to disconnect them, remove them, and set them aside was too much work when I needed to piss as badly as I did.

The musical distraction helped me to hold it just a little longer for that real, ass bouncing desperation that gives way to a whole body experience when I finally get to pee, even that fart at the end jarred my entire existence.

I was spinning so hard in another dimension that I didn't even bother keeping count of how long I pissed for because the experience of it all was worth any length of pee attached to it. Was it good for you?

A sharp shit and a soft belly

It feels like glass is in my shit. I don't want to push, but I don't want it to last either, so I breathe through it, waiting for it to be over. Once it finally is, I begin wiping with a wet wipe, and oh, my delicate starfish.

I wince and say oww as the first wet wipe is used up and as if this shit hasn't been bad enough, that glassy log was a plug for a tarry follow-up push that I totally did not expect until it happened. What do you know.. a double duece.

Wanna see something cool? Watersports edition

Wanna see something cool? I ask as I get ready to show you a brand spanking newly cleaned toilet as I piss my little bladder dry.

Finally! You get to watch me pee, inside the toilet! Something I did a lot of in the beginning of my watersports career, but changed up as my clips became longer.

I was going to cut to flushing but then disaster occurred so..

Wanna see something cool? Clogged toilet edition

Wanna see something cool? I ask as I get ready to show you a brand spanking newly cleaned toilet as I piss my little bladder dry.

Finally! You get to watch me pee, inside the toilet! Something I did a lot of in the beginning of my watersports career, but changed up as my clips became longer.

I put the camera down to push because I could feel my guts needing to deflate. It came out quick, easily & clean so I expected it to flush just as well, but that didn't happen. It took me nearly an hour to unclog the toilet so it i look frazzled at the end, you know why

Be better than yesterday

There's already laundry, hair trimmings, and a second, brand new plunger on the bathroom floor. Also, the toilet isn't as clean as I'd like, I can see part of the toilet has a ring on it from this camera angle. I'm feeling a little defeated seeing all of that so soon after a deep clean, so I have to remind myself.. today we will be better than yesterday.

That's really my only goal when making content. Considering yesterday's clip had to be cut short due to unforeseen circumstances, making today's clip better than yesterday's was a pretty easy feat to accomplish. I think the comeback is coming along beautifully.

A mousse like shit

I'm not sure what I've been eating lately that has caused my shit to come out like warm chocolate mousse, but it does. It even sounds like mousse as it's coming out of my ass. And it settles in the toilet bowl like a mousse would, too. That's what happened last shit clip, and that's what plugged the toilet last time, so let's see if it works out any better this time. Wish me luck.

Lopsided leggings

Lopsided leggings. I refuse to settle for winter attire, so I put on Capri leggings to pretend it's still warmish out. The problem with that is that they bunch at my knees, but never the same way or at the same time. I really do need to cut them or something.

No matter, the issue of the moment is pee and its release.. for 10 seconds.. twenty.. thirty.. I've lost track.. it doesn't matter.. it just feels.. so.. good.. As I'm pissing I keep closing my mouth & wiping away drool so it doesn't drip all over the floor..

One of these days.. I might just let it.

Ramen on the brain

Soup is self-care. It's 23:00 and my stomach is rumbling as I pee tonight. Have I been eating a lot of ramen lately? Yes. Should I maybe pick something else soon? No. Seasonings, veggies, meats, eggs, cheese, savory, spicy, sweet, hot, broth, stew, noodle salad, I love ramen in all its variations.

Soup makes for nice long piss clips. Like this one! I think it's also what's been clogging the toilet, we'll know for sure when I test that theory tomorrow after coffee, I guess. For now, enjoy the watersports.

Fingernail indents

I needed to pee, but not badly enough to do anything about it, so I decided to wank to put off peeing until it was actually urgent, which would have been fantastic if it hadn't been ruined by my husband coming home and hearing me.

I need a weekend house so I can hydrate & masturbate in peace while I make content. I still managed to put off pissing long enough that it became a slow, steady, 60-second stream, so we'll call it a win regardless.

I didn't realize how hard I was digging my nails into my thumb as I was peeing until I unfolded my hand and looked at it myself. I had to show you before I left. They were impressive. My nails are finally growing back to the point where I can start shaping them again, I think I'll try a coffin shape this time instead of squared tips. We shall see.

Jason the Virgin

Jason the Virgin. The title literally could not he more perfect. I've been dying inside, trying not to say it early because of Halloween! I made it! (maybe)

Watch me, watch you as I empty my bladder, the long wet fart startled me at the end, butt it only sounded wet. The wipe at the end was a clean one.

Happy Spooktober.. see you next month to celebrate my birth month all month long🥰

My belly and bum

I came to the bathroom because I could feel a wet fart building up. I saw myself in the mirror and got distracted by my large, soft belly for a few moments. Drawing lines along my belly, digging my nails into my tummy to watch it squish, lifting the apron & letting it flop back down so the whole thing could jiggle. Right, I came in here to use the toilet, not just admire myself.

I sit down on the toilet and the stream of pee is not cooperating, I have to shift on the toilet seat to make it audible which I feel takes away from the quality of the piss clip, but you tell me if it does or not.. You're the consumer.

Once I'm done peeing, I let out a fart that can only be described as wet.. but not like.. wet, wet.. like.. thick wet.. Good thing I was already sitting down for that.. the sound was.. concerning.

A constipoo

I came to the bathroom because I could feel a wet fart building up. I saw myself in the mirror and got distracted by my large, soft belly for a few moments. Drawing lines along my belly, digging my nails into my tummy to watch it squish, lifting the apron & letting it flop back down so the whole thing could jiggle. Right, I came in here to use the toilet, not just admire myself.

I sit down on the toilet and the stream of pee is not cooperating, I have to shift on the toilet seat to make it audible which I feel takes away from the quality of the piss clip, but you tell me if it does or not.. You're the consumer.

Once I'm done peeing I let out a fart that can only be described as wet.. but not like.. wet, wet.. like.. thick wet.. Great.. this is going to be a sticky one isn't it?

Attempted Party Crasher

I'm not cutting out the beginning of the clip because I'm not cutting out the end either. Before I even sat down on the toilet, I could hear my husband in the hallway, the little piss fiend. If he'd only sign a release, I'd let him in the clips, but he doesn't want to, so instead, the little booger tries to crash my watersports clips.

I sat on the toilet and piss for about 40 seconds, and as I looked at you, I told you I knew he was listening. So I turn off the camera before I leave & switch to a game I play on my phone all the time and as I walk out of the bathroom he leaps out of the bedroom door you can see in the bathroom mirror thinking he was going to get in frame as I left the camera in the bathroom after turning off the light and walking away right? My little brat🤣🤦🏽‍♀️