Confusion and crap
Staring at the garbage can, wondering whether I should change it before I sit down on the toilet or not. I stare at it so long I forget why I'm staring at it, and I know brain fog has set in, so I choose to forego changing the garbage this time.
I sit down for a nice light piss, but the star of the show is the never-ending stream of soft poop I'm pushing out. Each time I hear a plop, I think to myself, "One more push, just in case," and even more shit comes out. Much more than my stomach is telling me is inside me.
When it was finally done, I grabbed tissue paper out of habit & realized I was dry wiping a wet shit. I grabbed wet wipes and continued to clean up afterward with one last wipe to the front because I like to keep things clean.
I turn around and look into the bowl to see that it coiled in the toilet in, melting it into place further with each additional push. Worried that it was too stuck to move, or too large to fit down the toilet as it flushed was a real concern.
I wanted to show you, but my toilet is dirty, I need to clean it before I start filming the inside of it again. Maybe next time.