Laxative Diarrhea Ruins TWO Diapers & TWO Leggings!
The spicy dinner I had last night is not sitting well with me today. I am super bloated and my stomach is gurgling like crazy. It looks like the delicious food might accidentally double as a powerful laxative, so to be as safe as possible before I try to do my daily yoga, I put on a diaper.
Maybe these yoga poses will help with the gas and bloating. As I stretch, I canât stop farting! Oops, one wasnât just a fart. I left skidmarks in the diaper! Since I had soiled it already, I decided to use the diaper to relieve my bladder before I put on a fresh one and continue my yoga. But I accidentally get pee all over my yoga pants too! Oh well, guess weâre changing both our diaper and our leggings.
Once Iâm all cleaned up, itâs back to my stretches. But another fart betrays me, and even worse this time! Iâve fully shit myself. I peek inside and thereâs a diarrhea explosion waiting for me. I examine the mess up close inside the diaper and all over me, and I end up with shit all over my leggings and hands. Fuck it, these are ruined anyways, so I use these leggings and my socks as towels.
When I think Iâm done shitting, I start to change my diaper and try to get cleaned up. But another huge shart makes an even bigger mess. Frustrated, I stomp my sock feet all over the mess. I just wanted to do my yoga. :(