Big poop. Little cup

This may be the biggest half load you’ve ever seen, it barely fits in the mason jar

Hot Shit, Freezing Cold Outdoors

OMG mommy rushed home after my morning Starbucks walk but I didn't make it inside! There was no time for me to grab my keys so I had to take a massive shit outside in the cold! Do you see all this snow? You can literally see steam from my hot poop! I hope you're ready for a massive coffee shit because this was a good one! Big brown shit that is so hot it steams in the cold snowy winter!

Hard shit

A little video of me having a very hard pebbley shit . This one tore my hole a little coming out. This was probably a cheeseburger or pizza I had forgotten to record earlier in te day

Why your wife hates you: Bathroom edition

When five people live in a home, and four of them use the same bathroom, how many of them do you think should clean the bathroom? How many of them do you think actually do?

For New Years.. I want my own house.

First Morning Shit Awaits You!

My first poop is waiting for you! I want your face under my dirty asshole with your mouth wide open waiting for my warm shit to slide into your mouth. When I'm done sitting you can put your head into my toilet and eat the shit in there. Don't forget to clean all this piss I sprayed around the toilet seat!

Mommy's Morning POV Shit

I woke up this morning feeling a big shit brewing in my asshole. It was one of those I knew would be big but I couldn't hold it in much longer. Forget brushing my hair or teeth, this poop needed to come! Since you like breakfast so much I saved you this big brown poop to devour. Open wide its going to lower ever so slowly in your mouth.