A quiet morning shit
It's a quiet morning, I'm the only one awake & I have been refusing to get out of bed. The next few days are going to be busy. The last few days have been busy. I stayed snuggled in my bed until I needed to piss so badly that I couldn't stay in bed any longer without setting up a camera..
Should I piss the bed? I have the moisture absorbing sheets underneath this one because of the perimenopausal night sweats.. No, Ella.. Just because you're a money whore it doesn't mean you need to monetize every random thought in your head. Let's get back to the clip. I think I peed for, what, 40 seconds? Correct me if I'm wrong in the comments, but yeah.. I think that was like.. 40 seconds.
Anyway, after I'm done with the watersports, a thick, sticky shit that's also been looming has me rubbing my hands in preparation for a lot of pushing, a lot of wiping, and even a cheek spreading butthole check which shows klingons & shit that still need to be cleaned up.
I need to put wet wipes back on the grocery list, watching the toilet paper tear, and peel as it attempts to clean my asshole is kind of defeating, and really tender. While you're looking inside my shitty toilet, you should get your tipping hand ready to buy me some wet wipes. I might even dedicate a wet wipe shit to you if the tip is high enough. *sprinkle sprinkle*