Biggest Shit Brownie

I shit so much but once I went to wash my ass, I had to go for more!

I have made many many brownies before but This must be the biggest shit brownie I have ever made.

Dine and Dump HUGE Sink Shit Full of Food

I'm eating a big yummy poke bowl with delicious raw fish and rice and corn and veggies. I'm taking an easy day after a minor surgery I had. A real treat to take a break for a busy lady like me ;P Eating good helps the body heal and will help with the little bit of post-surgery constipation!

After I finish showing you all the eating, I try something new and hop up on my bathroom vanity countertop and film behind me in the mirror as I shit out a TON of poop right into the washroom sink!

Watch my round pale ass push out tons of turds with pretty colours including dark spots and firm bits and creamy brown parts.

I set you up so I can wipe, showing you each piece of toilet paper, and tell you hw good it felt to get all of that out of me!

Finally I show off the dump up close with all the corn and veggies in it. There's even visible mushrooms from dinner the night before on top of the lunch I showed off on camera! So good to get it all out! I talk about how much you'd enjoy eating and licking and sniffing this work of art. A beautiful load if I ever saw one!

A piss too long

I knew I needed to pee, I knew it was going to be a long one, I didn't expect it to be over a minute long. I guess that's what happens when you come across a few too many bathrooms that just weren't acceptable to piss in.

This one barely passed inspection, and by inspection, I mean, it had toilet paper on the roll and not in the bowl or on the floor. There was a back splash on the toilet, but I know these toilets. They flush hard, so there will literally always be back splash on them.

At this point, it doesn't matter, I've waited so long I can't function anymore. I wipe up the droplets and sit down for what started as relief, and wound up being me, waiting for it to end. I waited so long I got bored and i think it showed on camera. I feel like it would have ended on a boring note, had you not been able to hear a strang man not walking into the women's room at the end.

Much needed relief in My bathroom

I had issues shitting for days, and My belly hurts a lot! It seems that porcelain toilets can't relax or satisfy Me enough anymore. So I called My pretty boy in My bathroom to use him and his tongue. It is so much more relaxing to use a human toilet that I was finally able to relieve Myself from all that shit burdening My guts!

I sit on the border of My bathtub, My pretty boy laying below My asshole. He catches everything directly into his mouth with so much precision! I trained him so well. 3 mouthfuls in total!

I also hydrate him with My piss, using him directly first, then serving it in My coffee glass with cum leaking from My pussy as an extra!

This is a testimony of devotion and perfect toilet training.

poo in jeans

I love this video!! I show you my big ass with jeans on, after I spank myself I do a lot of POO inside the jeans and you can see how they get dirty with pee and poo, then I pull down my pants so you can see all my dirt better, I take out poo with my hands to spread it on my tits and give them a dirty massage, then I show you how I pull up and down my pants over and over again until they are really dirty.

High Heels Big Load

Good morning shit piggies! Today I am treating you to a super textured soft serve swirl straight from the source. This endless soft load just kept pouring out of my tight little rosebud stretching me wider and wider! Be a good shit piggie and clean up this mess and if you are lucky maybe I will use your tongue as toilet paper to clean my dirty hole!