Drinking pee and eating poop

Drinking pee out of a glass and eating poop out of a plate

Asshole Wink...

Asshole Wink...: I'm 2' 27" at work breakfast, with a super cute thong sold, super farts, good pee, then I wink anally until I drop the cake and flow.

Shitting into a box of Brownies for you LOSER!

Jeffery you are such a failure in life- you deserve to eat My shit! In fact I will be adding a full load of My creamy fresh shit to this box of brownies for you to bake and eat up each and every shit filled brownie for Me!

I'll need to use your mouth to piss in

Guess what, loser...the plumber didn't show up to fix the toilet and I have a date. So before I head out, I'll need to use your mouth as my toilet and empty my ENTIRE bladder! I pee several times into my loser's mouth, showing excellent control--every time his mouth is full of urine, I pause and command him to swallow it all...then start peeing again. I piss in his mouth facing different directions, then wipe my pussy all over his face so I'm nice and clean for when my stud fucks me!! Soooo nice having a cucky loser to use as my toilet!!

These laxative candies are just so tasty!

Oh man, yet again I've eaten way too much of these sugar free laxative candies. With one of those in my mouth, a lollipop, I get myself to the toilet quickly. My last fart was not a dry one, and there was more to come. I let you in on the shitshow. I bend over and spread my ass so you can help me check how badly I have shit myself. My tummy is rumbling and you see me clasping it and groaning as strong loud farts and sharts of diarrhea are spraying out. I'm enjoying my laxative lollipop in the meanwhile. I stand up in between to show you how dirty my asshole and the toilet are. Then I feel I need to shit more so I sit down and more sharts ensue. Finally I show you how badly the inside of this fancy toilet has been soiled. The diarrhea is everywhere. And what a smell, whoof. Let's have some more candy!

Shitting with a Fisheye Lens, Two Videos Compilation

2 for 1! This is a compilation of two different videos where I filmed with a fisheye lens, to give you an extreme view of me taking a dump.

In the first video I squat over the tub and shit out a lovely soft turd into a plastic container, wipe and give you a look at the dirty toilet paper. I then pack up the corn-filled poop, ready to be sent to a lucky fan.

In the second video I kneel down on my side and shit out a couple turds, then I switch to a squat position to finish my satisfying dump. I wipe and show you the thick, brown smear on the toilet paper. Then I give you a close-up look at the poop and describe its consistency for the fan who will be receiving it.