The housewife in me

As I walk into the bathroom, the toilet paper roll is once again empty with a fresh roll once again sitting on the counter right above where it's supposed to be placed.

With a deep sigh, I replace the toilet paper and throw out the empty toilet paper bag left on the floor before finally standing in front of the toilet to slide my sweatpants down my thighs and scratch my calf before sitting down to pee.

Then, for 30+ glorious seconds, my entire world was nothing but piss. The relief I felt as I peed was only made better by the toilet bowl fart that followed.

Once I was finished, I forgot all about the housecleaning I was so frustrated at and left the bathroom feeling much better.

Chocolate ice cream with whipped cream

I used whipped cream to make dessert with my own chocolate ice cream. I love this combination. So I poured whipped cream inside my ass so that my shit and cream would mix into a sweet dessert. As soon as I thought that everything was ready, I shit it on the floor. It seemed to me that the cream was not enough and added more. After I saw this perfect dessert, I started eating it. God, it was insanely delicious. I smeared some of the dessert all over my body and began to masturbate. After that, I broke down and took my dildo. You should see this. We will have fun with you.

Pooping On Your Cock Outside Joi

I am outside waiting for you to watch me poop. I pull up my skirt and push out my shit on your cock. My pussy is so wet and cummy now. I know you need all my hot poop! I instruct you to cum for my curvy body shitting on your cock outside. #2409

Follow Me Pissing

Follow me now, I've gotta pee. Come along with me to the bathroom twice to piss and tease you with my curvy body and sexy panties. I love when you watch me piss!

A toilet paper's job

If you are my toilet, it is fully expected that you are also my toilet paper. A tongue is far better than harsh toilet paper. Make sure I am clean.

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A Slut For Scat: Parts I and II

It’s the weekend and the Countess has a lot of poop to release. And this makes her hornier than she already was. First shit of the day and after going onto the floor off of the toilet seat edge, the smell and the feeling of the huge turd gaping her asshole, that took a lot of pushing to release, turns her on so much she has to get on the floor, scoop up a chunk and start rubbing her already wet and waiting pussy with it. It doesn’t take long for her to cum. Being dirty feels so good!

Hours later a softer and more urgent shit needs to be released. At first she is thinking just a simple toilet shot. Still horny and wanting to feel her shit on her the Countess sticks her finger in her poop covered ass and rubs some on her tit. Then goes back for more and just can’t help but play with her pussy once more. Masturbation is with scat is just so hot and shitting makes the Countess and insatiable scat slut.